50+ Zombie Jokes

The setup points the reader toward 'Forced to use AI at work My work are pushing us to use AI as much as possible, so much so that they monitor our usage...', then the trigger 'Hope this post inspires others to never do a cybersecurity course ever again!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is superiority.

The setup points the reader toward 'Even when kept safely away from the zombie virus, people would still turn at random.', then the trigger 'Society had collapsed by the time we realized mosquitos were carriers.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is absurdism.

The setup points the reader toward 'An angry mob pounded on the compound walls, trying to find the last remaining zombie hidden in the bunker below.', then the trigger 'The cure we had extracted from it had worked perfectly, curing everyone, and they hated it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So God, a Jew and a Zombie walk into a bar...', then the trigger 'The bartender says, "Hey Jesus"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'RIP to my good friend Brian...', then the trigger '...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I killed 8 zombies, 9 vampires and 3 witches yesterday.', then the trigger 'But for some reason, they kept dropping candy.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'My son came up with this one: What is a zombie’s favorite drink?', then the trigger 'humani-tea' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question:', then the trigger 'Why were they all holding bags of candy?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I was bitten in the first hour of the zombie apocalypse.', then the trigger 'I've had to watch my body kill over thirty people so far, and I'm starting to enjoy the taste.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'When a vegetarian turns into a zombie, what does it eat?', then the trigger 'Coma patients.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do dyslexic zombies eat', then the trigger 'Brians' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What does a buff zombie want?', then the trigger 'Gaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAIIINNNNSS!!!', then the trigger ':D' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do vegetarian zombies eat?', then the trigger 'GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What does a vegetarian zombie eat?', then the trigger 'Grrrains.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Please join me. My daughter an I did this for hours one day. Zombie phlebotomist, veinnnnns. Zombie engineer, traaaai...', then the trigger 'Zombie Dixie Chicks fan, Natalie Maiiiinns.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What does a vegan zombie eat?', then the trigger 'GRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'what do vegan zombies eat?', then the trigger 'Graaaaaaaaaaaaaains...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?', then the trigger 'The living room.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a fast zombie?', then the trigger 'A zoombie.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What Do Zombies Eat As Appetizers? Nuthin.', then the trigger 'Zombies Aren't Real' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is meta-humor with absurdism.

The setup points the reader toward 'Two Zombies Are Having A Conversation.. Two zombies start talking about their past lives as humans. The main talker i...', then the trigger 'You just bored me back to life."' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Don't you hate it when a song gets stuck In your head,', then the trigger 'in your head, Zombie, Zombie, Zombie' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'what room zombies and vampires can't enter?', then the trigger 'the living room.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do vegan zombies eat?', then the trigger '~Graaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnsssssss' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Dyslexic Zombie What does a dyslexic zombie eat?', then the trigger 'Brians' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?', then the trigger 'I have made a grave mistake.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I really hope it starts in Vegas', then the trigger 'Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?', then the trigger 'They make rotten friends' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you get from a frozen zombie? Frost bite.', then the trigger ';D' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do dyslexic zombies eat? BRIANS!!', then the trigger 'Everyone else is safe' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do elderly zombies crave?', then the trigger 'BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What's a zombie's favorite weather?', then the trigger 'Brainstorms.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie.', then the trigger 'I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I was engaged to a zombie', then the trigger 'but it fell apart.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do zombies with dyslexia eat?', then the trigger 'Brians.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I watch zombie movies to prepare myself if one day it really happens.', then the trigger 'Same for porn.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?', then the trigger 'Because they're always looking for drains.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'This is terrible, and I'd like to apologize in advance, but could anyone tell me why hipsters prefer corpses over zom...', then the trigger 'Corpses are still underground.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What happened to the brain eating zombie that went to Washington?', then the trigger 'He starved to death.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'What kind of food do zombies hate?', then the trigger 'Fast food' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I bought zombie insurance recently', then the trigger 'it was a no brainer' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Two guys are chatting When the topic of jobs comes up. Man 1: "What do you do for a living?" Man 2: "I hunt down and...', then the trigger 'Man 1: "You're welcome."' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Zombie Apocalypse has begun... Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else ho...', then the trigger 'Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Screwing in a lightbulb How many Zombies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they wouldn't fit and zo...', then the trigger 'He tried to change the bulb before it was cool.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?', then the trigger 'Because he was de-composing.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?', then the trigger 'He threw his arm out.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Two zombies were playing a game of poker', then the trigger 'The first one threw his hand in the pile and the other laughed his head off.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'A wizard who likes to give zombies hickies is..', then the trigger 'a neckromancer.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do vegetarian zombies eat?', then the trigger 'Grraaaiinns' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?', then the trigger 'Because he didn't need a living room anymore!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What does a dyslexic zombie eat?', then the trigger 'Brians.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do zombie college students eat?', then the trigger 'Raw-men' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?', then the trigger 'An Imperial Walker' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do vegetarian zombies eat?', then the trigger 'GRAAAIIIINS' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains! ...', then the trigger 'I'll show myself out...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why did the zombie not eat your brain?', then the trigger 'Because he doesn't eat junk food.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'what's the worst part for a zombie about eating a vegetable?', then the trigger 'the wheelchair.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'My Zombie Friend was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a diet.', then the trigger 'It was a no-brainer.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?', then the trigger 'Rigor tortoise.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What does a zombie conductor say?', then the trigger 'Traaaains.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?', then the trigger 'A zombie.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Did you hear about the patriotic zombie who wanted to serve his country?', then the trigger 'He joined the Marine Corpse.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do vegan zombies say?', then the trigger 'GRAAAAAAINS!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a masterbating zombie?', then the trigger 'A Deadbeat.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'What does a vegan zombie eat?', then the trigger 'GGGRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?', then the trigger 'Because it only ate vegetables.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaains.', then the trigger 'I'm sorry.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I need all zombie jokes you know, Reddit.', then the trigger 'I need all zombie jokes you know, Reddit.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What did the zombie body builder say?', then the trigger 'GAINSSS!!!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Zombies are categorically asexual', then the trigger 'as they are more interested in taking head than giving head.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer?', then the trigger 'They say he was a dead ringer.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'What does a vegetarian zombie eat?', then the trigger 'Grains...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?', then the trigger '*My hip!*' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies...', then the trigger 'but it was actually just 'some bees'' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'A zombie walks into a bar and the bartender says...', then the trigger '"Get a life."' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Old zombies never die...', then the trigger 'they just rot away.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?', then the trigger 'They had a *Necro*mantic** time.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie...', then the trigger '...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I now win almost every argument with my zombie girlfriend', then the trigger 'I just give her a little piece of my mind!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'A zombie is at the butcher shop. A zombie is at a butcher shop for the undead. He tells the butcher, "Give me 40 poun...', then the trigger 'The butcher says, "Do you need a hand with that?"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?', then the trigger 'GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a zombie musician?', then the trigger 'A decomposer.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters.', then the trigger 'I guess the elections are coming up soon!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do vegetarian zombies eat?', then the trigger 'Graiins!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?', then the trigger 'He always tells them with a dead Pan face.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'What did the gay Zombie crave?', then the trigger 'BRIANS.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why do female zombies have such a terrible sex life?', then the trigger 'Because whenever they shout, "I want you inside me." all of the guys run away.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Do you know why women love zombies?', then the trigger 'Because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Did you hear about the zombie that went vegan?', then the trigger 'He called his decision a no-brainer' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a zombie that runs fast?', then the trigger 'A zoombie.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I had a great plan for a heist this time last year... I was gonna disguise myself as a zombie and terrify the crap ou...', then the trigger 'Unfortunately, for whatever reason, the more frightening I tried to get, the more food people kept giving me.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call an attractive zombie?', then the trigger 'Drop dead gore-geous!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Best Halloween Party Ever An advertisement for a Halloween party featuring Zombie Japanese Chefs and street entertain...', then the trigger 'the Woking Dead and Ghost Buskers.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'My friend bought a choir girl zombie costume for Halloween. She put it on and said, "Am I menacing?"', then the trigger 'I said, "Of course, you're a choir girl."' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why did the zombie only eat blonde brains?', then the trigger 'She was on a diet.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Who's Zombies greatest enemy?', then the trigger 'Necrophiliacs' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'In honor of The Walking Dead returning, What do zombie cows crave? Graaaains! GRAAAAINS!', then the trigger '[Also, I like to think it's zombie cows who are keeping the grass so nicely trimmed in The Walking Dead universe]' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Wow! last night was crazy. I killed 15 zombies just in the first hour alone.', then the trigger 'Anyone know why they were all carrying sweets?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?', then the trigger 'Grrraaaaiiinnns...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.