50+ Caveman Jokes

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a wandering caveman?', then the trigger 'A Meanderthal.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'A caveman and a bear walk into a bar. The barman asks, "What's your story?" The caveman starts thinking then says,', then the trigger '"Bear with me."' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Caveman discovers weed.... Caveman discovers fire....', then the trigger 'Stoned Age begins…....' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman?', then the trigger 'A meanderthal.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is meta-humor with incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What did the caveman say when he tried to have sex in his dark cave?', then the trigger 'I fucking rock.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a nomadic caveman?', then the trigger 'A meanderthal.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a roaming caveman?', then the trigger 'A meanderthal' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm?', then the trigger 'OGG' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Caveman Diet My wife put me on the cave man diet. She says that like our ancestors, we can only eat things you would...', then the trigger 'After about six weeks of this, I've come to the conclusion, I can catch a pizza guy.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Misc religion based puns What do you call a horse who doesn't believe in God? Hay-thiest What do you call a pig who b...', then the trigger 'Ag-no-stick.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a homeless caveman?', then the trigger 'Hobo Erectus' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Properly relocating a cavewoman Q: Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?', then the trigger 'A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a gay caveman with a Viagra prescription?', then the trigger 'Homo erectus.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What did the caveman say when he stumbled upon a pooping dinosaur?', then the trigger '"That's pooposterous!"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The Better Paleo Diet I’m on the Paleo diet,', then the trigger 'except I’m the caveman who discovered Snickers.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?', then the trigger 'A Meanderthal.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The first time I went on a plane, I was such a caveman about it. I got lost and sat on the wrong seat twice, I banged...', then the trigger 'I cried at home and almost quit the co-pilot job the following day.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is meta-humor with incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Can someone explain why the caveman SpongeBob memes are funny?', then the trigger 'Serious question not a joke' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a caveman on drugs?', then the trigger 'A Flinstoner' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a sexually aroused caveman?', then the trigger 'Homo Erectus.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'A caveman mathematician drops his glasses...', then the trigger 'All he says is secant' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?', then the trigger 'Ughs and kisses.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'My iPhone 5 is on backorder so I have to keep using', then the trigger 'my 4 like a fucking caveman.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Yo momma's like Geico: so easy a', then the trigger 'caveman could do it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Two cavemen in the Ice Age are in their cave. One has a philosophical moment pop into his mind. He then says "what is...', then the trigger 'The next caveman says "I don't know, just chilling what's up with you?".' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What caveman say when he get hurt?', then the trigger 'meow.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I feel bad for that caveman who invented the wheel because you know his mother-in-law was all "She shoulda married Grog.', then the trigger 'He invented fire"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again!', then the trigger 'Caveman: This game is stupid.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is superiority.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time.', then the trigger 'A Meanderthal' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a wandering caveman?', then the trigger 'A Meanderthal I'll go now.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '"We need to talk".', then the trigger 'Thought the caveman.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Hard to watch The Flintstones these days...', then the trigger 'What with their drive-in movie theatres and caveman bowling alleys, it just feels so dated...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?', then the trigger 'RAWR!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why did the caveman not take Viagra?', then the trigger 'Because he was rock hard.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Before there was roofies, a caveman would just club a bitch and take her home.', then the trigger 'That's why they call the hook up spot "The Club"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Mom, Dad, I'm a gatherer.', then the trigger '-Caveman coming out to his parents.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '[having daughter's new boyfriend (who I think is a caveman) over for dinner] so dave, how is work?', then the trigger '*lights candle and watches his reaction*' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?', then the trigger 'A club sandwich.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with', then the trigger 'a magazine like a god damned caveman.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'After six years of being responsible, I finally went and lost my phone last night. I'm currently using Twitter from t...', then the trigger 'LIKE A CAVEMAN.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to', then the trigger 'seeing fire for the first time.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Kim Kardashian will star in new commercials for Geico as part of a promotion for new slogan..', then the trigger 'So easy, a caveman could do her!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Caveman1: look, I invent wheel Caveman2: what we do now?', then the trigger 'Caveman1: wait for Jesus to take wheel Caveman2: dum dum Jesus not invented yet' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Yo mama is so easy even a', then the trigger 'caveman could do her.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Sorry I dressed up like Captain Caveman when you asked me', then the trigger 'if I wanted to go clubbing.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I hate that "You know what to do" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls,', then the trigger 'I bet that makes him feel pretty bad.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '[caveman scratches a cave painting of an elephant onto the', then the trigger 'cave wall] ELEPHANT: delete it' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'If a caveman from the Paleolithic era saw you turn down a cupcake because youre on the "Paleo', then the trigger 'Diet," he'd kill you with a sharpened seashell' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward '"Who am I?" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times.', then the trigger 'You are a geisha caveman.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I like to sit outside Barnes & Noble with my iPad and make caveman noises at', then the trigger 'the people coming out with real books.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'who discovered Snickers???', then the trigger 'I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Two cavemen Two cavemen in the Ice Age are in their cave. One has a philosophical moment pop into his mind. He then s...', then the trigger 'The next caveman says "I don't know, just chilling what's up with you?".' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Caveman Logic After clubbing woman on the head, why did cavemen drag the woman back to the cave by the hair? . . So t...', then the trigger 'Credit to /u/TenBeers and his [comment](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/28ebdj/what_are_some_red_flags_to_...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?', then the trigger 'He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Sw...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What kind of music did the caveman who liked rocks and rolling about create?', then the trigger '*Rock* and *Roll* music!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.