50+ Yoga Jokes
Yoga jokes, pose humor, and flexible punchlines for every studio.
An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell.. An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield". The American goes first. He builds a high-tech shield from depleted uranium and composites, and hides behind it. The Devil strikes once - the shield cracks; twice - the shield falls apart; thrice - the American is no more. Next goes the Indian. He puts himself in some advanced Yoga position and goes into deep hibernation. The Devil strikes once - nothing; twice - the Indian shivers a bit; thrice - the Indian grunts, but lives. The Devil is amazed and tells him he's free to go. The Indian asks "May I stay and watch? In all jokes the Russians somehow come out on top. I want to see how he will do it this time". The Devil nods and turns to the Russian: "So, what will you use as a shield?" The Russian: "The Indian, of course".
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell.. An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to th...', then the trigger 'The Russian: "The Indian, of course".' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
People who boast about how good they are at yoga can go fuck themselves.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'People who boast about how good they are at', then the trigger 'yoga can go fuck themselves.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
A girl asked me if I wanted to join her in yoga at 6 am I told her, "namaste in bed".
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'A girl asked me if I wanted to join her in yoga at 6 am', then the trigger 'I told her, "namaste in bed".' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Men need to stop staring and yelling at me when I wear yoga pants. I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for me, because it's comfortable... Who cares if you can see my balls?
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Men need to stop staring and yelling at me when I wear yoga pants. I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for me, bec...', then the trigger 'Who cares if you can see my balls?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
My wife asked me to join her at yoga class I told her, “Namaste home”
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'My wife asked me to join her at yoga class', then the trigger 'I told her, “Namaste home”' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
You've gotta be careful around my house. My wife caught me acting out a scene from the matrix. Luckily she thought I was doing yoga. Im just saying, It's just another bullet I dodged.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'You've gotta be careful around my house. My wife caught me acting out a scene from the matrix. Luckily she thought I...', then the trigger 'Im just saying, It's just another bullet I dodged.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Yesterday at yoga Yesterday at yoga, the instructor told us to make a flower shape by putting our hands together. She kept saying to take deep breaths and focus on our flowers. Towards the end of the exercise she told us to smell our flowers and just say out loud what our flowers smelt like. I don't think she appreciated it when I said Vaseline and shame.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Yesterday at yoga Yesterday at yoga, the instructor told us to make a flower shape by putting our hands together. She...', then the trigger 'I don't think she appreciated it when I said Vaseline and shame.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Two greyhounds walk into a bar after a race They sit down at the bar ask for a drink and start talking. Tommy looks at frank and says, "I don't know what it is frank. Ive just been having the worst luck at the track. It seems that no matter what I do I just cant finish better than 3rd. I've tried meditation, yoga, vitamins and nothing works." Frank looks at him and says "You know Tommy, you are just thinking about it way to much. we are made for running. Sometimes you just have to run....Dont think, just run. Before you know it, you'll start winning again." A racehorse was sitting quietly behind them and adds " I'm sorry I dont mean to intrude, but your friend is right. The less you think about it the better, let your body do all the work and you'll start winning in no time." Tommy looks at frank and says "well fuck me, a talking horse!"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Two greyhounds walk into a bar after a race They sit down at the bar ask for a drink and start talking. Tommy looks a...', then the trigger 'The less you think about it the better, let your body do all the work and you'll start winning in no time." Tommy loo...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. Weigh less than the animals they represent 2. 3.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. Weigh less than the animals they represent 2.', then the trigger '3.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
A yoga teacher was murdered... ...they're saying it was premeditated.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'A yoga teacher was murdered...', then the trigger '...they're saying it was premeditated.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
We play GTA because it let's us do things we wouldn't even think about doing in real life... Like golf, tennis and yoga.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'We play GTA because it let's us do things we wouldn't even think about doing in real life...', then the trigger 'Like golf, tennis and yoga.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
My girlfriend wanted me to go to yoga with her the other day. I waved her off and said "Nah 'ma stay."
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'My girlfriend wanted me to go to yoga with her the other day.', then the trigger 'I waved her off and said "Nah 'ma stay."' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor? A Manila Folder.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?', then the trigger 'A Manila Folder.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
My wife claims to be very good at yoga... but I think she's just a poser.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'My wife claims to be very good at yoga...', then the trigger 'but I think she's just a poser.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26) Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days. Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?" Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants. In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station. Bad news, a marijuana tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over. In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave. And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills". Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26) Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last...', then the trigger 'Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
3 men at the gates of heaven... Sadly though, heaven is too full and only one of them can make it across. God suggests that he will choose the man with the saddest death. The first guy goes,"I thought my wife was cheating on me, so one day, I decided to go home early to check. After I got home though, I found my wife in the shower with nobody in sight. I decided to go to our balcony to cool off. I soon saw a pair of hands hanging from the railings, thinking that it was the guy my wife was cheating on me with, I smashed his fingers. The guy fell 5 stories and didn't dies, so then I threw a refrigerator at him just to be safe. Sadly karma got me and I slipped on an ice cube, slipped, and died." God says, "wow that's pretty sad." He then asks the second guy to explain his death. The second guy says, "I was doing yoga on my balcony one day and I accidentally fell off. Luckily, I grabbed onto some guy's railings. I don't know why, but the dick smashed my hands and I fell 5 stories down. I still wasn't dead though, just as I was about to crawl away, he threw a refrigerator at me." God replies, "Wow that's pretty sad." He goes to the final guy and says, "The other two had pretty sad deaths, how about you?" The third guy starts off,"Imagine your hiding in a refrigerator...
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward '3 men at the gates of heaven... Sadly though, heaven is too full and only one of them can make it across. God suggest...', then the trigger 'I still wasn't dead though, just as I was about to crawl away, he threw a refrigerator at me." God replies, "Wow that...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
A yoga joke! What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave? "Nah I'ma stay"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'A yoga joke! What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?', then the trigger '"Nah I'ma stay"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?', then the trigger 'Namaste home tonight.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a fat girl in yoga pants at Walmart? Cashier
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a fat girl in yoga pants at Walmart?', then the trigger 'Cashier' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her? Nah Imma stay
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?', then the trigger 'Nah Imma stay' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said " To inspire and then expire"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is', then the trigger 'she said " To inspire and then expire"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I rang the gym about joining their yoga class. They asked: *"how flexible are you?"* I said *"I can't make Wednesdays or Thursdays"*.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I rang the gym about joining their yoga class. They asked: *"how flexible are you?"* ', then the trigger 'I said *"I can't make Wednesdays or Thursdays"*.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
My wife asked me, "Why don't you ever come to yoga class with me??"... "That's kind of a stretch for me"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'My wife asked me, "Why don't you ever come to yoga class with me??"...', then the trigger '"That's kind of a stretch for me"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was flexible... ... I said "I can't do Tuesdays."
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was...', then the trigger 'I said "I can't do Tuesdays."' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I don't know if you guys will get my yoga joke... ... it's kind of a stretch.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I don't know if you guys will get my yoga joke... ...', then the trigger 'it's kind of a stretch.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I think my wife loves yoga more than she loves me. When I want her to do something, she'll only do it if it fits into her schedule. Meanwhile, she'll bend over backwards for yoga
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I think my wife loves yoga more than she loves me. When I want her to do something, she'll only do it if it fits into...', then the trigger 'Meanwhile, she'll bend over backwards for yoga' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I wanted to take up yoga. I contacted a yoga instructor and told him I wanted to be able to do the splits. He said "what's your flexibility like?" I said "I can't do Tuesdays".
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I wanted to take up yoga. I contacted a yoga instructor and told him I wanted to be able to do the splits.', then the trigger 'He said "what's your flexibility like?" I said "I can't do Tuesdays".' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Redneck yoga. What did the redneck say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class? Nahimastay
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Redneck yoga. What did the redneck say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class?', then the trigger 'Nahimastay' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
my yoga teacher asked me how flexible I was I told her I couldn't do Monday's.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'my yoga teacher asked me how flexible I was', then the trigger 'I told her I couldn't do Monday's.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio? Nah, I must stay.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?', then the trigger 'Nah, I must stay.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks', then the trigger 'She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Statistically speaking, every male has had a crush on a teacher... For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Statistically speaking, every male has had a crush on a teacher...', then the trigger 'For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
The young monk talks to his wise master. Young Monk: "Oh, dear Master, the days pass by and I still can't perfect the art of yoga. Why is that?" Master: "Well, Do you see the water in a river, flowing effortlessly yet always stronger than the hardest of rocks?" Monk: "Yes Master." Master: "Do you see the clouds, giving wonderful shapes and forms with nothing but the external force of the wind?" Monk: "Yes Master." Master: "Do you hear the music of the night, offering a symphony of drops, wind, and the croaks of frogs, followed by the strings of the grasshoppers?" Monk: "Yes Master." Master: "Then stop wasting time on bullshit and start practicing, you lazy good-for-nothing!"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'The young monk talks to his wise master. Young Monk: "Oh, dear Master, the days pass by and I still can't perfect the...', then the trigger 'Master: "Then stop wasting time on bullshit and start practicing, you lazy good-for-nothing!"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
A wife invites her husband to join her for Yoga. The husband replies "Namaste on the couch"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'A wife invites her husband to join her for Yoga. The husband replies', then the trigger '"Namaste on the couch"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
The ladies call me "subway".. ..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'The ladies call me "subway"..', then the trigger '..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted? Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted?', then the trigger 'Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
My roommate is a yoga teacher and she’s stopped paying me rent. I told her that in that case she needs to leave and she just said: “Nah I’mma stay”
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'My roommate is a yoga teacher and she’s stopped paying me rent. I told her that in that case she needs to leave and s...', then the trigger '“Nah I’mma stay”' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
For yoga people He who noticed it lotused it
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'For yoga people', then the trigger 'He who noticed it lotused it' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Dat Ass This is something a friend and I started when he saw a chick wearing some hot yoga pants. Everyone should play, just name a profession or a thing and what you would do to dat ass. Example: I want to become a geologist so I can drill for oil in dat ass
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Dat Ass This is something a friend and I started when he saw a chick wearing some hot yoga pants. Everyone should pla...', then the trigger 'Example: I want to become a geologist so I can drill for oil in dat ass' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
An American, An Indian, And A Russian Meet The Devil An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield". The American goes first. He builds a high-tech shield from depleted uranium and composites, and hides behind it. The Devil strikes once - the shield cracks; twice - the shield falls apart; thrice - the American is no more. Next goes the Indian. He puts himself in some advanced Yoga position and goes into deep hibernation. The Devil strikes once - nothing; twice - the Indian shivers a bit; thrice - the Indian grunts, but lives. The Devil is amazed and tells him he's free to go. The Indian asks, "May I stay and watch? In all jokes the Russians somehow come out on top. I want to see how he will do it this time". The Devil nods and turns to the Russian: "So, what will you use as a shield?" The Russian replies, "The Indian, of course".
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'An American, An Indian, And A Russian Meet The Devil An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead t...', then the trigger 'The Russian replies, "The Indian, of course".' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave? Namaste.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?', then the trigger 'Namaste.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
My yoga teacher is awesome. She really bends over backwards.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'My yoga teacher is awesome.', then the trigger 'She really bends over backwards.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What 3 things that tell the truth? Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What 3 things that tell the truth? Drunk men. Little children.', then the trigger 'Yoga pants.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I'm trying to write this pun about yoga But it's just not working out Ya I know it's a stretch
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I'm trying to write this pun about yoga But it's just not working out', then the trigger 'Ya I know it's a stretch' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
So God goes to St Peter and says... "Heaven is getting too crowded, only let them in if their death was pretty shitty. If not, send them down." St Peter's thinking "Harsh but okay." A minute later a guy comes up and St Peter asks him how he dies and the guy says, "I came home from work to my 20th floor apartment and found my wife in bed naked and a mans clothes scattered around so I went ballistic! I saw a naked guy clinging on to the edge of my balcony by his fingertips so I stamped on his fingers until he fell.... but he landed in a hedge and survived!! So I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him to finish him off but the stress and the adrenaline gave me a heart attack and here I am." St Peter thinks, "That sounds bad enough." and lets him in. The next guy comes up and St Peter asks him how he died and the guy says, "Well I was doing naked yoga on my balcony 21 stories up and I slip and fall off the balcony but luckily I manage to grab onto the one below. Then this guy runs out screaming and stamps on my hands and I fall 20 fucking stories! But I land in a hedge and survive! I couldn't believe my luck... until I saw the guy chuck a fucking fridge at me and BAM. Im dead." So St Peter's thinking that that sounds pretty familiar and he lets the guy in. He calls the next one forward and asks him how he dies and the guy says, "Well I was hiding in this fridge...
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'So God goes to St Peter and says... "Heaven is getting too crowded, only let them in if their death was pretty shitty...', then the trigger 'He calls the next one forward and asks him how he dies and the guy says, "Well I was hiding in this fridge...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common? ¡No más te!
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?', then the trigger '¡No más te!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'They say yoga is the best form of exercise', then the trigger 'But I think that's kind of a stretch.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I heard someone talking about all the potential health benefits of doing yoga, but I think it’s a bit of a stretch.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I heard someone talking about all the potential health benefits of doing yoga,', then the trigger 'but I think it’s a bit of a stretch.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about... it was highly rectum-ended
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about...', then the trigger 'it was highly rectum-ended' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? Pilatte
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?', then the trigger 'Pilatte' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What does going to a yoga class and hiring Jared Fogle as your babysitter have in common? Either way, something's getting stretched out.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What does going to a yoga class and hiring Jared Fogle as your babysitter have in common?', then the trigger 'Either way, something's getting stretched out.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site? Namaste.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?', then the trigger 'Namaste.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What type of heavy breathing do you hear during yoga? Yoga pants
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What type of heavy breathing do you hear during yoga?', then the trigger 'Yoga pants' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
This Joke is a Bit of a Stretch What did the hillbilly say when his yoga instructor asked if you wanted to leave the class? "Na, I'm a-stay"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'This Joke is a Bit of a Stretch What did the hillbilly say when his yoga instructor asked if you wanted to leave the...', then the trigger '"Na, I'm a-stay"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is meta-humor with incongruity-resolution.
what do you call a group of naked old men doing yoga? Lululemonparty
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'what do you call a group of naked old men doing yoga?', then the trigger 'Lululemonparty' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early? Namaste
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?', then the trigger 'Namaste' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
[Dirty]I'm sorry, can you say it one more time? A quiet man decided that he wanted to try yoga. So he went to a yoga teaching place and met an instructor. The instructor said to this quiet man, "what is your favorite position?" He replies with Sphinx Pose, but he said it very quietly The instructor didn't hear it so she asked again" I'm sorry, i didn't catch that. Can you repeat it one more time?" He again said Sphinx pose, just a little louder. Again, the instructor could not hear it for whatever reason and lost it. " WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FUCKING POSITION?" Startled, the quiet man shouts out "MISSIONARY!" * Edit: I don't know if this is already on here, i just thought about this last night after browsing through this subreddit. * Edit:2 I also don't know how to format.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward '[Dirty]I'm sorry, can you say it one more time? A quiet man decided that he wanted to try yoga. So he went to a yoga...', then the trigger '* Edit:2 I also don't know how to format.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Thelma and Mildred haven't had sex in a long time... (NSFW) Thelma and Mildred get together for tea to discuss their home life. "Harold and I haven't had sex in over 10 years" says Thelma. "Its been 12 years for me and Randall!" says Mildred. Both women decide to start doing yoga in hopes of becoming limber enough to please their husbands. After almost a year both women are doing every yoga pose and position in the book. Tonight is the night! exclaim both women. Thelma rushes home and yells to Harold "Go shower up because after 10 long years, tonight is the tonight we have sex!" Harold races to the bathroom. Thelma hops right in bed ready to surprise her longtime husband. She takes both legs and put her them behind her head in her favorite yoga pose and yells to her husband, "come get me honey!" Harold takes a step in the bedroom and exclaims, "Damnit! Thelma fix your hair and put your teeth back in, you look like an idiot!"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Thelma and Mildred haven't had sex in a long time... (NSFW) Thelma and Mildred get together for tea to discuss their...', then the trigger 'Thelma fix your hair and put your teeth back in, you look like an idiot!"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation with superiority.
My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied.... "NahImmastay"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'My friend asked me if i wanted to go to Yoga class with her. I replied....', then the trigger '"NahImmastay"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch...
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Have you heard the new yoga joke?', then the trigger 'It's kind of a stretch...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? Concentration camps.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?', then the trigger 'Concentration camps.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a bunch of skinny people stretching in the snow? Low-fat frozen yoga
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a bunch of skinny people stretching in the snow?', then the trigger 'Low-fat frozen yoga' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Mom called to tell me she is qualified to be a yoga instructor... I think that's a bit of a stretch
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Mom called to tell me she is qualified to be a yoga instructor...', then the trigger 'I think that's a bit of a stretch' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I would get into yoga Buts it's too long of a stretch for me
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I would get into yoga', then the trigger 'Buts it's too long of a stretch for me' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
When I feel down about my career, uh my mom, she'll she'll say to me, "You're an actor. Why don't you act like you're not depressed?" So I say, "Mom, you're a yoga teacher. Why don't you go [ __ ] yourself?
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'When I feel down about my career, uh my mom, she'll she'll say to me, "You're an actor. Why don't you act like you're...', then the trigger 'Why don't you go [ __ ] yourself?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What kind of goat yoga did you participate in this morning? Have you heard about the new thing? It's called breast milk lattes. It's crazy. And it's good for you. It's better for you than I'm better than you. The words sound like you guys, but not really the accent.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What kind of goat yoga did you participate in this morning? Have you heard about the new thing? It's called breast mi...', then the trigger 'The words sound like you guys, but not really the accent.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
running around with your yoga pants and your moose knuckle hanging out. >> He won't live long enough. >> Don'ting say that, you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Did you hear what she said? He won't live long enough. She's goting all sorts of plans.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'running around with your yoga pants and your moose knuckle hanging out. >> He won't live long enough. >> Don'ting say...', then the trigger 'She's goting all sorts of plans.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?', then the trigger 'Decom-pose.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Yoga pants with no ass, is like a wallet with no money.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Yoga pants with no ass, is like a', then the trigger 'wallet with no money.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What's the most romantic kind of yoga position a man can do? Pro-pose.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What's the most romantic kind of yoga position a man can do?', then the trigger 'Pro-pose.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Did you get those yoga pants on sale?', then the trigger 'Because at my house they're 100% off.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Where do fish go to do yoga? The river bend
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Where do fish go to do yoga?', then the trigger 'The river bend' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call women doing yoga in see through Lululemon pants? Over-ex-posers.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call women doing yoga in see through Lululemon pants?', then the trigger 'Over-ex-posers.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
After Calendar Girls, we now have funny pictures of calendar dogs. Dan and Alejandra Boris have used computer graphics to create a Yoga Dogs Calendar. At first, Guy thought that Yoga Dogs were a new breed, while Will thought this was a wacky new piece of merchandise designed for kennels. The truth is this is a Christmas present for dog owners. Alejandra, who is a yoga teacher, reassures readers that no dogs were hurt in making the calendars, the funny but unnatural positions were down to computer manipulation of genuine pictures. It’s a dog’s life.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'After Calendar Girls, we now have funny pictures of calendar dogs. Dan and Alejandra Boris have used computer graphic...', then the trigger 'It’s a dog’s life.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
"She looks bad in yoga pants." said no man ever.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward '"She looks bad in yoga pants." said', then the trigger 'no man ever.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you get when you combine Starbucks and a yoga class? I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you get when you combine Starbucks and a yoga class?', then the trigger 'I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
My yoga pants have never been to yoga.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'My yoga pants have never been to yoga.', then the trigger 'My yoga pants have never been to yoga.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I hope your into yoga, cause your going to', then the trigger 'get a good stretch tonight.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Yoga pants are the pushup bras of asses.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Yoga pants are the pushup bras of asses.', then the trigger 'Yoga pants are the pushup bras of asses.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What movie makes women want to stretch? "Sisterhood of the Traveling Yoga Pants"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What movie makes women want to stretch?', then the trigger '"Sisterhood of the Traveling Yoga Pants"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call doing yoga on vacation? Pilates in the Caribbean.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call doing yoga on vacation?', then the trigger 'Pilates in the Caribbean.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Im so popular ... All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga pants for christmas
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Im so popular ...', then the trigger 'All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga pants for christmas' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Did you see the romantic comedy with Meg Ryan as a yogini? It's called "Yoga mail".
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Did you see the romantic comedy with Meg Ryan as a yogini?', then the trigger 'It's called "Yoga mail".' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
None of my yoga pants have actually ever been to yoga.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'None of my yoga pants have actually', then the trigger 'ever been to yoga.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this dick
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Do you like yoga?', then the trigger 'Cause yoganna love this dick' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Do something rather than give something. If he has long wanted his hair dyed black, you could buy him some hair dye and prepare a home salon and dye it for him. Make sure you feel confident enough to get it right! You could also do this for home pedicures, massages, a yoga lesson, etc. – anything you have said you’d get around to helping him do or learn someday.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Do something rather than give something. If he has long wanted his hair dyed black, you could buy him some hair dye a...', then the trigger '– anything you have said you’d get around to helping him do or learn someday.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is meta-humor with incongruity-resolution.
Which do you prefer? Drinking or Yoga
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Which do you prefer?', then the trigger 'Drinking or Yoga' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't', then the trigger 'be able to resist kickboxing between classes.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this dick in yo mouth
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Do you like yoga?', then the trigger 'Cause yoganna love this dick in yo mouth' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Do you wanna join me for a yoga class? Namaste here. (No I must stay here).
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Do you wanna join me for a yoga class? Namaste here.', then the trigger '(No I must stay here).' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
My wife claims to be good at yoga, but I think she's a poser.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'My wife claims to be good at yoga, but', then the trigger 'I think she's a poser.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do yoga pants eat for dessert? Lululemon meringue pie.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do yoga pants eat for dessert?', then the trigger 'Lululemon meringue pie.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
My school banned girls from wearing yoga pants.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'My school banned girls from wearing yoga pants.', then the trigger 'My school banned girls from wearing yoga pants.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Yo momma so hot all the neighborhood boys bought her yoga pants for Christmas.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Yo momma so hot all the neighborhood boys bought', then the trigger 'her yoga pants for Christmas.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Have you heard the joke about yoga. Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Have you heard the joke about yoga.', then the trigger 'Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is meta-humor with incongruity-resolution.
What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?', then the trigger 'I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I hope your into yoga cause your gonna get a good stretch tonight.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I hope your into yoga cause your gonna get', then the trigger 'a good stretch tonight.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
If you wear yoga pants, you're automatically twice as hot.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'If you wear yoga pants, you're automatically', then the trigger 'twice as hot.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What was the woman angry after her yoga class? She was bent out of shape.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What was the woman angry after her yoga class?', then the trigger 'She was bent out of shape.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
If you say "Pumpkin Spice Latte" in the mirror three times, a white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'If you say "Pumpkin Spice Latte" in the mirror three times, a white girl in yoga pants will appear', then the trigger 'and tell you all her favorite things about fall.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
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