50+ Dragon Jokes

The Queen's breasts Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Sid, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Sid revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Nathan the Erudite lawyer, the King's chief adviser. Nathan thought about this and said that he could arrange for Sid to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Sid readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Nathan got a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Nathan informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and Nathan advised that only the saliva of Sid would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Sid to their chambers. Nathan then slipped Sid the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Sid worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Sid left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Sid found Nathan demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Sid couldn't have cared less knowing that Nathan could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Nathan slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Sid.

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.  One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.Horatio thought about this, and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.  Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.  The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.  Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.  Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick. The moral of the story - Pay your bills !!

celebrities are breaking our hearts right now, which is why I'm sticking with the one group that never lets me down... ..Professional wrestlers. You find out something terrible about them, you going to act surprised? "You mean to tell me that guy dressed like a dragon who just jumped off a ladder onto thumbtacks WAS ON COCAINE?!" @davidcolumbo

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Imagine Dragons

A kid is playing a video game in his room when his mom walks in and says, "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!" Without taking his eyes off the screen the kid says, "I'm right in the middle of this game; tell him to come in here!" A minute later her boyfriend walks in and says, "Hey, Champ! How you doing?" The kid ignores him. "Don't like 'Champ', huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?" The kid bolts upright, turns and says, "BlueDragon72? I haven't used that name since I played Call of Duty when I was ten." And the boyfriend says, "That's right, dude. I told you I was gonna bang your mom."

A hero comes to a village... The villagers all looks very upset, so the hero ask what happen. "There is a huge dragon living in the mountain. Every week, it will come down and eat one of our virgin girls" the villager reply. The hero then promise to help. Two weeks later, the dragon starved to death.

As the dragon slowly closed its mouth around her grandson, the grandmother cried pleadingly: ”Please, let me take his place instead!” The chief dragon in response shook his head and said “Sorry old bag but kids first,” as the last evacuation dragon took off seconds before the volcano erupted.

A businessman travelling through rural England decided to stop the night at a picturesque country inn, the George and Dragon. Checking-in at reception, he asked the lady co-owner whether meals were still being served at the bar. “No,” she replied forcefully. “Last meals are 8 p.m. sharp. It is now 8.10 p.m.” “Not even a sandwich?” he asked sheepishly. “No, not even a sandwich. The chef has packed up, and I’m certainly not going to start slaving away in the kitchen at this time of night just because you haven’t thought things out very well.” “Very well,” he said resignedly. “Is there any chance of having breakfast in my room in the morning?” “Certainly not,” she snapped. “All breakfasts are served in the dining room at 7.30 a.m. prompt. Any more questions?” “Yes. Do you think I might have a word with George?”

Rules are important I recently started working in a very large packaging facility. Beginning there I was excited for the opportunities I would have working for such a major company. Early on I noticed alot of placating/patronizing things that sent a message of "you should be greatful you work here". It was overly obnoxious implementation too . Keeping my rosy colored glassed on I am working as hard as I can despite everyday equipment not working correctly, conveyer belts not running etc. Now there are alot of rules "for our safety and the companies". One of the major rules is that if you are not officially trained for it do NOT do it, even if a manager tells you to. Recently they have become draconian with thier rules, at least for the lower rung workers, not so much for management if it convenienced them. So you are getting "coached"(why I'm tattling on you) frequently. Now there is a manager that should not have any leadership position whatsoever. He has zero interpersonal communication skills, anytime has has to talk to you he is demeaning, condescending and his voice/body language let you know how inconvenienced he is and can't believe he has to do it. Yesterday I had enough, cue malicious compliance.... I'm packing items into boxes and putting them on the conveyer belt. I run out of a few size of boxes. So per protocol I turn on the help Light above my station and wait because I need those boxes. Manager(m) comes by: M: what's up Me: I need these boxes M: well do you know where they are? Or you can go get them from another station. Me: I was told not to do that M: what do you mean? You can't go get boxes? Ok I'm asking to go get boxes Me: I am not supposed to leave my station and that is "this persons" job that I'm not trained for. M:fine. The look on his face was blank but turning slightly red and I thought I could see steaming rage come out of his ears. In a few minutes I get my boxes(delivered by M) and continue work. Shortly after I see him showing around the person responsible for stocking our boxes. Not much time passes and the conveyer belt stops running and it fills up so we can't place packages on them. Before today I would stack them around my station and keep working/find a manager and find a solution. Our work area is not supposed to be cluttered and I'm not supposed to leave my station. So I turn the light on and stop working. M: Hey what's going on Me: I have no place to set my packages M: what do you mean put them right here. *points at the floor next to my station* Me: I was told to not put anything on the floor it's a tripping hazard. M: I can't beleive.....*stammer* who told you that?! When I worked at x locatuon...*stammer*........ Me: I had three trainers on separate occasions and situations tell me this. M:*stares at me for a solid 3 seconds and looks around* that station over there, walk over and stack the packet there. I'll put them on the conveyor belt when I get back. The station is about fifty feet away and I'm on the end nearest it so i start jamming out walking packages over. I hear him telling the rest of the station to do the same. In the fifteen minutes it takes for the belt to run again there is at least 75 packages piled up in ther other station. All various sizes and weights. Manager walks by and stops dramatically, staring at the dragons hoard before him mouth open incredulous. The first package he picks up must have been heavy cause he stumbles a lil picking it up. The only place to put them on the line is right next to me. He proceeds to slam each and every one down on the belt huffing and puffing. I don't even aknowlede his existence but inside laughing my ass off.

I was wondering why my doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation... Then I saw a dragon and I fucking shit myself.

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In medieval England, Sir Reginald says to his wife, “Sweeting, I go anon unto the tavern.” His wife replies, “My lord, thou must not! After all that hath befallen, thou didst swear to forswear drink forevermore.” "Hark, I must go," decrees Sir Reginald, "for I have weighty business with Sir Archibald, Sir Thomas, and Sir Gregory. But take heart, my love—I shall have naught but tea and a crumpet. Thou hast my word.” “Very well,” she says, "Then shall I expect thee home with thy wits about thee.” Sir Reginald enters the tavern and what should meet his gaze but an ENORMOUS DRAGON! He draws his sword at once and cries, “Fear not, good sirs! I shall dispatch this foul beast!” But his friends leap up and say, “Whoa, whoa, whoa—easy there, Sir Reginald. This is Valkor. He’s cool AF. We’ve been drinking with him this past hour. Sit with us and hear the dragon’s remarkable tales.” “Oh,” says Sir Reginald, sheathing his sword. “Carry on, then.” The four knights make merry with the dragon deep into the night. True to his word, Sir Reginald keeps to his tea and crumpets until the dragon turns to him and says, “What art thou, a wee maid? Have an ale, thou absolute codfish!” “Well,” says Sir Reginald, “a new friendship with a dragon doth call for some small celebration. One ale cannot undo me.” HUZZAH! Some ten ales later, the knights decide to take turns riding upon the dragon high above the village. Sir Reginald goes last–and being thoroughly hammered, he swoons mid-flight, tumbles from Valkor’s back, and falls to his death just outside the tavern. Valkor gasps, “Oh shit oh shit oh shit” …and promptly flees the realm. Sir Reginald’s wife arrives, wailing, “What in God’s name hath happened to my dear Sir Reginald?!” Sir Archibald bows his head and responds gravely, “He fell off the dragon.”

A man throws a dollar coin into a wishing well... and a genie pops out. The genie tells him "You have thrown the largest money value into this well since it has been built. You may have one wish." "I want a dragon." "Are you sure? That's... pretty big, and would probably give me away. Anything else?" "I want to learn how to fold a fitted sheet." "...what color dragon do you want?"

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A teenage boy asks his granny: 'Have you seen my pills, they are labelled LSD? Granny: "Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

In medieval England, Sir Reginald says to his wife, “Sweeting, I go anon unto the tavern.” His wife replies, “My lord, thou must not! After all that hath befallen, thou didst promise to forswear drink forevermore.” "Hark, I must go," decrees Sir Reginald, "for I have weighty business with Sir Archibald, Sir Thomas, and Sir Gregory. But take heart, my love—I shall have naught but tea and a crumpet. Thou hast my word.” “Very well,” she says, "Then shall I expect thee home with thy wits about thee.” Sir Reginald enters the tavern and what should meet his gaze but an ENORMOUS DRAGON! He draws his sword at once and cries, “Fear not, good sirs! I shall dispatch this foul beast!” But his friends leap up and say, “Whoa, whoa, whoa—easy there, Sir Reginald. This is Valkor. We’ve been drinking with him this past hour and he is most congenial. Sit with us and hear the dragon’s remarkable tales.” “Oh,” says Sir Reginald, sheathing his sword. “Carry on, then.” The four knights make merry with the dragon deep into the night. True to his word, Sir Reginald keeps to his tea and crumpets until the dragon turns to him and says, “What art thou, a wee maid? Have an ale, thou absolute codfish!” “Well,” says Sir Reginald, “a new friendship with a dragon doth call for some small celebration. One ale cannot undo me.” HUZZAH! Some ten ales later, the knights decide to take turns riding upon the dragon high above the village. Sir Reginald goes last–and being thoroughly hammered, he swoons mid-flight, tumbles from Valkor’s back, and falls to his death just outside the tavern. Valkor gasps, “Oh shit oh shit oh shit” …and promptly flees the realm. Sir Reginald’s wife arrives, wailing, “What in God’s name hath happened to my dear Sir Reginald?!” Sir Archibald bows his head and responds gravely, “He fell off the dragon.”

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes three episodes.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant) Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles.

George and the Dragon A vagabond in 18th century England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" He asked. The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!" she shouted. "Could I have a pint of ale?" "No!" she shouted. "Could I at least sleep in your stable?" "No!" she shouted again. The vagabond said, "Might I please...?" "What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish. "D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word with George?"

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop

A guy asks his grandmother... "Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD". Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"

Dungeons and Dragons Addicts Anonymous A bunch of guys are sitting in a therapy circle. The counsellor says: "Hello everyone, welcome to DnD Addicts Anonymous. Now you're all in a dark place right now, but-... " "I HAVE DARKVISION" "I HAVE DARKVISION" "I HAVE DARKVISION"

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

A man and his wife are playing Dungeons and Dragons together... During the man's turn, he rolls his D20 and rolls a 1. Simultaneously, he stubs his toe against the table leg so hard that his toe essentially falls off. Blood everywhere. The wife has to rush them both to the ER. She's waiting. She's waiting... The doctor emerges, and the wife rushes over. "How is my husband? What's his condition?" The doctor replies: "Critical, miss."

What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon balls.

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue-Eyes White Dragon

Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it.

Why did Vegeta name his son Trunks? ...find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references... Just Saiyan...

Dog names What do you name a male dog with no hind legs? Dragonballs.

St. George the Dragon Slayer rides up to a huge cave "Come out, Dragon, and fight me!" he shouts into the cave. But there is no response. "Come out, and fight me to the death" he shouts even louder. Still no response. And the cave stinks absolutely awfully. "Come out, you cowardly worm," shouts St. George one more time at the top of his lungs, "and fight me!" The voice of the dragon booms from somewhere up above: "OK, I'll be right there. Why do you have to scream up my ass?"

Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? They were labelled LSD. Grandma: f*ck the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons.

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!" "I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?" A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?" The kid ignores him. "Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?" The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.." "Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

I think three movies is a bit much for the hobbit. Seems like they're really dragon it out.

I met a girl who said she liked Imagine Dragons. I asked her if she could Imagine Dragon these nuts across her chin.

What's hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card? Blue eyes blond dragon.

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~

The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan

Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler.

The people of Trid had a problem... A dragon kept showing up and stealing all their food. Fed up with the inaction of the government, a local rabbi decided to take matters into his own hands. He called upon the Trids to band together with him and fight this menace, a suggestion met with eager cheers. They moved at dawn to attack in order to catch the beast unaware. However, the dragon saw the rabbi and his posse marching toward its cave well before they arrived and charged out with a deafening roar. Before the attackers had time to react, the dragon began kicking them mercilessly. Yet, when the rabbi moved in to strike, the dragon stopped, picked him up, set him aside, and returned to kicking the rest of the posse. This happened several times; whenever the rabbi charged, the dragon stopped, picked him up, set him aside, and then went back to kicking. Finally, the confused man demanded to know why he wasn't worth the monster's wrath. The dragon turned to him with a smile, shook its scaly head, and replied, "silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids."

They say acid is a gateway drug.. But good luck getting to the fridge when there's a fucking dragon guarding it!

The doctor's receptionist. The doctor's office receptionist was known to be an impatient, self-important old dragon of a woman. In the very crowded waiting room when a male patient wasn't answering her questions quickly enough, she asked in a loud voice with a barely-concealed smirk, "So Mr Smith, you're here to find out if you have a venereal disease?" The waiting room suddenly fell deadly silent but burst into an uproar when Mr Smith replied in an equally loud voice, "No! I'm here to discuss having a sex-change operation." He hesitated slightly before continuing, "but if the doctor's going to send me to the same surgeon who did yours, then I've changed my mind!"

Why was the Dragonborn arrested in the Whiterun bakery? Dough fucking.

A marijuana plantation was set on fire witnesses claim a dragon is responsible.

Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon.

Because of the anti-semitic comments on my last joke, I am submitting a revised version A ~~man~~KKK member goes to his ~~Rabbi~~ Grand Dragon. "~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon, I think my wife is trying to poison me!" "Very interesting," says the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon. "Let me go and talk to her and see what I can find out." A few hours later the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon calls the ~~man~~KKK member up. "I've spent several hours speaking with your wife," he says. "What should I do?" the ~~man~~KKK member asked. "Take the poison."

Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay.

What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food? Vegeta-bles

What does Santa do to dragons? He "sleighs" them.

What do you call a white person wearing glasses while playing Yu-Gi-Oh? Four eyes white dragon. ^sorry if repost, thought of this myself.

I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon.

How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming) Four fingers and a thu'um.

A king and a Queen have a big problem... ...they can't have kids! They decide to go to a local sorceress, and she tell them that they have to take the hair of a fox, the saliva of a dragon, and a chip of a mushroom rock, mix them together, and drink it, and they will have a baby. So, they did all those things, and it worked and they had a baby. But then a very big problem came. The baby was born with a bolt on his belly button. It gets in the way, and once the baby is older, it really annoys him. So, the family go to the sorceress again. They ask her how to remove the bolt, and she asks if they are sure that they want to get rid of it, they say yes, but she still asks them, and they say they are sure. She says they shouldn't, but they demand it. So she says that they have to cross the 8th river, hop among the 11th mountain, and enter the 5th forest, and walk straight until they find a cave. Inside, they will find the lion beast, and if they kill and they decapitate the beast, they will find a N^o 8 spanner under it's tongue. So they cross the Eight river, hop to the Eleventh mountain, enter the Fifth forest, walk straight, find the cave, and with effort, the kill the lion beast. With even more effort, they decapitate it, lift it's tongue, and find the N^o 8 spanner. So then they get to work, unscrew the bolt... ...then the son's arse falls off.

The real meaning of Halloween gets lost in all the marketing. Most people don't even know Jesus fought a dragon, let alone why.

I'm not allowed to play D&D anymore Funny, but not a joke, this really happened. So when I realized you could do ANYTHING, I used all of my turns (while my team was fighting a dragon) to try to pickpocket our strongest member's sword. Eventually I got a crit and "took the sword without him noticing" so he had no choice but to keep attacking with a pretend sword. Eventually his character died and we all ran away. Another instance, we were approaching a dungeon and were trying to see past a locked door. Our party members didn't have enough perception(?) to look through the key hole, so I used my turn to "stick my character's genitals through the opening to widen it" well I ended up rolling a 1 and got stuck while taking bleed damage. It took two turns to get out and alerted the enemies behind the door. We lost that battle as well since I used most of my turns to try to *critically jiggle orc titties* This all happened between 2 and 3 am and I was never invited back but we're still all friends. It was my first time playing. My characters name was Thunderfuck McDumptruck

Vacancy announcements these days Required qualifications: - Work experience of 50 years or more; - Incumbent must defeat a dragon; - Willingness to work on weekends and holidays; - Helicopter piloting licence; - Ability to programme in any language imaginable; - Knowledge of Swahili at least at uppеr intеrmеdiаtе level; - Daily acquisition of 100,500 new clients; - Understanding of thermonuclear fusion; - Experience organising concerts of Cannibal Corpse in Saudi Arabia; - Confidence in using telekinesis; - High concentration of midi-chlorians in the blood; - Gold or silver medal from the Olympics; - Nobel prize in physics would be an asset. What we offer: - A chair, hot water. - Comfortable office in an abandoned mental asylum across from the cemetery.

What do you call a Chinese woman with no legs? Dragon lips

What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon

The prince, after a long and arduous battle, slew the dragon. He then ascends the mountain to an ominous castle holding the damsel. The prince makes his way to her room to rescue her. He enters and asks What's your wifi password?

What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

fuck that. A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group? D12

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow Bonus: what do you call an Asian woman with no legs? Dragon lips

What do you call a Chinese prostitute with no legs? Dragon Lips.

This day is medieval... Because it's a dragon.

What do you call the act of giving annalingus on the back of a flying dragon? A Skyrimjob

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes five episodes.

Junkie grandson : Grandma,grandma did you see my pills I left on the table ? Grandma: F*ck the pills,did you see those dragons in the kitchen ?

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm? They always have several lairs.

What's the difference between a dragon and a cheap hooker? One of them blows fire.

The best music artists of this decade... Ariana Grande Nicki Minaj Drake Harry Styles Iggy Azalea Selena Gomez Niall Horan ASAP Rocky Miley Cyrus Ed Sheeran Imagine Dragons Sage The Gemini Justin Bieber Omarion Hozier Ne-Yo Calvin Harris Echosmith Nickelback Avicii Don't agree with the list? Read the first letter in each name.

Kit goes on an adventure A charged particle gets bored with his provincial life and goes on an adventure. After much travelling he encounters a city that is harassed by a dragon. The king offers him his daughter's hand if he can successfully kill the dragon. He manages to do so, but in the dragon's dying moments, its burns his hair off. In embarrassment, he goes and buys a toupee to hide his lack of hair. In doing so, he runs out of money and goes to see the king in his severely burnt clothing. Upon his return, the king refuses to grant the reward, thinking he is but a beggar from his look, being unable to recognize him underneath the soot and the toupee. However, the princess, who had taken a fancy at the adventurer, recognizes him and exclaims: "Toupee or not toupee, that is the Quest Ion!"

Where do you find dragon milk? Short legged cows

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Where does dragon milk come from? A cow with short legs.

What do you call a Thu'um that makes a dragon orgasm? A Cu'um.

*Spoiler* Game of thrones spoiler. It's scripted and dragons are not real.

Bad and Funny Anime Jokes So I tried to make Goku my password but it said it was too weak. Saitama used to work as a train conducter it was going good until he had punch a ticket. How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one but it'll take 10 episodes. What does imouto ride? A Niisan My Mexican friend is really into Mech anime I guess you could say he's Mechsican. What does Light and a Lift have in common? They're both L evader Sadly these jokes aren't half as good as Marco's. I suppose you could say Marco is all right. When Sakura think she'll be useful. What's Gohan's favorite instrument? A Picolo

You know what they say about Dragon jokes They Dragon and on

Good books! "Lines in the Sand" by Peter Dragon. "Yellow Bed Sheets" by I.P. Nightly. "Running to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit. illustrated by Betty Dont.

What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and Spades. Tee hee.

Work established a Dungeons & Dragons-based quota system for new hires. The policy states that a certain percentage of the workforce needs to be a fan of some form of fantasy fiction intellectual property. So we hired: * Jim, a MtG regional champion * Ralph, anime boy * Roy, veteran LARPer. We call them the JRR Tokens.

Afterlife with MCA and Bon Scott [OC] Adam Yauch dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter exclaims, "Ah, MCA! Since you were a musician, we'll team you up with another departed musician to show you around the place." St. Peter decides that Bon Scott should be his tour guide and they head off to view heaven. They spend a lot of time walking throughout the different fantastical sights and Bon finally stops when they get to the bottom of a mountain range. "This is my favorite spot" Bon says, "these are the Mountains of Mythical Creatures. You climb one of these peaks and you can spend time with any creature you want. Last week, I roasted marshmallows with a dragon, and just yesterday I rode a unicorn!" "That's amazing!" says Yauch, "Being from New York, I've always wondered about trolls under bridges. Do you have any of those?" "Aye" Bon says, "They are fierce creatures though, we can't let them off their leashes. But if we head up this mountain here, we can take one out for a walk." They begin hiking the mountain, getting farther and farther up. After they have been walking for what seems like an eternity, they still haven't arrived at the summit. Finally MCA looks over at Bon and says "It's pretty far isn't it?" Bon shrugs his shoulders and says "it's a long way to the top if you wanna walk a troll."

So I joined a fantasy football league I realize that I don't watch football, but I really wanted to see Gandalf pass the ball to Hermione only to be intercepted by a dragon.

I only enjoy 2 things about a woman 1.Blue Eyes 2.White Dragon

Apparently Mr. Skeltal joined the band Imagine Dragons. I heard they were going back to their doots.

Will net neutrality be defeated? Is the Gangnam Style finally over? Is Tupac really alive? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

Trump is alot like a Dragon Ball Z villain He has yet to sign his final form! Bahahaahaaa I love coffee

When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting? Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How many Dungeons & Dragons players does it take to screw in a light bulb? A wizard to cast Reduce Person and Teleport multiple times, one experienced player to point out that the spell Reduce Person requires a pinch of powdered iron per cast, a DM to tell the experienced player to shut up, and two now very small, teleported halflings to do the nasty.

Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage.