100+ Dinosaur Jokes
Dinosaur jokes, T-rex punchlines, and prehistoric humor that still works.
Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?', then the trigger 'A Flossiraptor' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Three dinosaurs come across a magical lamp. The first dinosaur rubs it and a genie appears. "I have three wishes. One for each of you," the genie says. The first dinosaur doesn't hesitate before his request "All right, I'll have a big, juicy piece of meat." Immediately, a big, juicy piece of meat appears in front of him. Instantly envious, the second dinosaur speaks up. "Well, I want a shower of meat!" As soon as he utters his wish, a shower of meat rains down upon him. The third dinosaur, not to be outdone, has to think for a second about what could possibly be better than a shower of meat. "Aha, I've got it!" he proclaims. "I'll have a meatier shower!"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Three dinosaurs come across a magical lamp. The first dinosaur rubs it and a genie appears. "I have three wishes. One...', then the trigger '"I'll have a meatier shower!"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone. The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.', then the trigger 'The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
What do you call a gay long necked dinosaur that just had sex? A bronto-sore-ass.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a gay long necked dinosaur that just had sex?', then the trigger 'A bronto-sore-ass.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
my dinosaur girlfriend loves it when i talk dirty to her... She’s my little raptwhore.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'my dinosaur girlfriend loves it when i talk dirty to her...', then the trigger 'She’s my little raptwhore.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a dinosaur that is made out of land? A terrain-osaurus Rex
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a dinosaur that is made out of land?', then the trigger 'A terrain-osaurus Rex' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a blind dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Doyouthinkhesaurus' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Oh shoot, I thought this was r/AskReddit. My bad.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why can't dinosaurs clap? Oh shoot, I thought this was r/AskReddit.', then the trigger 'My bad.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is meta-humor with absurdism.
So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid', then the trigger 'Guess that makes it Priustoric' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
12 of my favorite anti-jokes. 1. A horse walks into a bar, several of the patrons get up and leave quickly after assessing the danger of the situation. 2. How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. 3. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint. 4. I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis. 5. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 6. Why doesn't jesus play hockey? Because soccer and baseball are much more popular in mexico. 7. What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. 8. What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer. 9. Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver? Because she's dead. 10. Why did the old lady put roller skates on her walker? She has dementia. 11. Why did the dinosaur break through the brick wall? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you the question. 12. An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree. The squirrel looks at the owl and says, nothing because animals can't talk. The owl then continues to eat the squirrel, because it's a bird of prey. Bonus!: A gorilla walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a banana martini please." The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and becomes aware that he's actually dreaming. He wakes up and begins to tell his wife about the crazy dream he just had. His wife ignores him, and the man cries through the rest of the night with the realization that his marriage is in shambles.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward '12 of my favorite anti-jokes. 1. A horse walks into a bar, several of the patrons get up and leave quickly after asse...', then the trigger 'His wife ignores him, and the man cries through the rest of the night with the realization that his marriage is in sh...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is absurdism.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saurus
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a blind dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A do-you-think-he-saurus' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor!
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?', then the trigger 'A Flossiraptor!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why should you never fight a dinosaur?', then the trigger 'You'll get jurasskicked!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch.', then the trigger 'I'll show myself out now' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawrus
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?', then the trigger 'Doyouthinkhesawrus' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
I got really excited when I thought I found a dinosaur skeleton in my back yard. Sadly, It was a fossil arm
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'I got really excited when I thought I found a dinosaur skeleton in my back yard.', then the trigger 'Sadly, It was a fossil arm' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
The dinosaur at the museum A guy is visiting a museum and he sees a dinosaur's skeleton. Curious about it, he asks the guard next to it: - Excuse me, sir. How old is this dinosaur? - It is 65 million years, 4 months and 13 days old. Amazed by his answer, he says: - Wow!, How can you be so precise about it? - Well, when I first started working here, they told me it was 65 million years old... and that was 4 months and 13 days ago.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'The dinosaur at the museum A guy is visiting a museum and he sees a dinosaur's skeleton. Curious about it, he asks th...', then the trigger 'and that was 4 months and 13 days ago.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?', then the trigger 'Comet.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a gay dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A megasoreass.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a black dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Tyroneosaurus-Rex.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Archeologists are holding a party to celebrate unearthing the largest dinosaur tibia ever... It's going to be quite the shindig!
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Archeologists are holding a party to celebrate unearthing the largest dinosaur tibia ever...', then the trigger 'It's going to be quite the shindig!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Which dinosaur named all the others?', then the trigger 'The Thesaurus' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Lickalottapuss' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
what is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'what is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?', then the trigger 'Comet' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What was the most destructive dinosaur? T-wrecks.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What was the most destructive dinosaur?', then the trigger 'T-wrecks.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?', then the trigger 'Because they're dead.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A Lickalotopuss.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? A connoisaur
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food?', then the trigger 'A connoisaur' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts.', then the trigger 'It was from the Triassic period.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a gay dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Mega-sore-ass' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction.', then the trigger 'Thank high me for that one.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
The dinosaur at home
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'The dinosaur at home', then the trigger 'The dinosaur at home' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is wordplay with incongruity-resolution.
What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An eyesaur
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call an ugly dinosaur?', then the trigger 'An eyesaur' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor! I'll just show myself out...
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor!', then the trigger 'I'll just show myself out...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a British dinosaur? A tea rex.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a British dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A tea rex.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why couldn't the dinosaur play baseball? Because baseball didn't exist back then.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why couldn't the dinosaur play baseball?', then the trigger 'Because baseball didn't exist back then.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is meta-humor with absurdism.
Who's a Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Who's a Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer?', then the trigger 'Comet' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
They had to shut down the T-Rex cloning program at the Oedipus Complex. It was on the news this morning. Apparently, the entire staff was eaten by mother-fucking dinosaurs.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'They had to shut down the T-Rex cloning program at the Oedipus Complex. It was on the news this morning.', then the trigger 'Apparently, the entire staff was eaten by mother-fucking dinosaurs.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why were the dinosaurs so big? Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why were the dinosaurs so big?', then the trigger 'Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarous
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a blind dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Doyouthinkhesarous' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?', then the trigger 'Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A Staggersaurus.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a drunk dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A Staggersaurus.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Can a dinosaur tell a joke? You bet jur-ass-ic can!
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Can a dinosaur tell a joke?', then the trigger 'You bet jur-ass-ic can!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotopus
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A Likalotopus' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call dinosaur sluts? Herpevores
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call dinosaur sluts?', then the trigger 'Herpevores' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Megasoreass.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a drunk dinosaur? Stagger-saurus.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a drunk dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Stagger-saurus.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a dinosaur police officer?? Triceracop
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a dinosaur police officer??', then the trigger 'Triceracop' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
You all like dinosaurs...right? What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? ***A thesaurus***
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'You all like dinosaurs...right? What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?', then the trigger '***A thesaurus***' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings? A pterrorist
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?', then the trigger 'A pterrorist' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call an exploding dinosaur? Dino-mite
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call an exploding dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Dino-mite' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park', then the trigger 'Everyone is just there to watch me eat.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Some tourists are marveling at dinosaur bones in a museum. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?" The guard replies, "They are 70 million, four years, and six months old." "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?" The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were 70 million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Some tourists are marveling at dinosaur bones in a museum. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the d...', then the trigger 'The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were 70 million years old when I started working here, and that was four...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
A scientist is dining with a duke one day... A scientist is dining with a duke one day, talking of chemistry and such. All is going well until the duke rings a bell and demands a test tube from his butler, who brings it to him forthwith. The duke sticks it in his pants, lets loose a thunderous fart, then caps the tube and hands it to the shocked scientist. The duke goes on discussing astronomy as if nothing is amiss. Not five minutes later, the duke rings his bell and again requests a test tube from his butler, who provides it without delay. Again, the duke sticks it down his pants and trumpets out a fearsome blast of wind, then caps the tube and again passes it to the scientist. The duke then continues discussing dinosaur fossils as if all is perfectly normal. No more than ten minutes later, the duke rings the bell and orders another test tube, which his butler provides in an instant. Once more, the duke sticks it in his pants and squeezes out an enormous round of fetid flatulence, then caps the test tube and passes it to the scientist once again. "Now, I say, what is the meaning of this?" the scientist demands impertinently. "Why do you insist on bottling up your farts and bestowing them upon me, your most humble subject?" "Why, sir, I thought you'd be pleased to have them for your study," the duke says, a trifle hurt. "After all, are these not noble gases?" *A friend asked me to write an intelligent fart joke for her birthday. Here's what she got.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'A scientist is dining with a duke one day... A scientist is dining with a duke one day, talking of chemistry and such...', then the trigger 'Here's what she got.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot? Jurassic times call for Jurassic Measures.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot? Jurassic times call for Jurassic', then the trigger 'Measures.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Cockinasoreass. (Better when said aloud)
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a gay dinosaur? Cockinasoreass.', then the trigger '(Better when said aloud)' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
One day Eve found that her nether regions felt funny... While walking through the Garden of Eden, Eve felt the tall grass tickle her lower lips. She felt a quiver, and decided she liked it. She started trying out everything she could fit into her quivering quim. She saw a brontosaurus, and thought the long neck might be nice. So she jumped the dinosaur, and screwed him till it died. And so the dinosaurs became extinct. She saw a unicorn running by, and liked the look of its horn. She mounted the animal's head and rode it for all it could take. The beast could not outlast her needs, and also died from the frantic fucking. And so too unicorns became extinct. She then found a stream, and liked the elongated form of the fish. She went after them with a passion, plunging them in and out, and that is why fish smell the way they do.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'One day Eve found that her nether regions felt funny... While walking through the Garden of Eden, Eve felt the tall g...', then the trigger 'She went after them with a passion, plunging them in and out, and that is why fish smell the way they do.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is absurdism.
What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene? A flossiraptor
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?', then the trigger 'A flossiraptor' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a gay dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Mega-saur-ass' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road? There were no roads!
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?', then the trigger 'There were no roads!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A Lickalotapus' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur? A velocirapture
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A velocirapture' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A "Lickalotofpuss".
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A "Lickalotofpuss".' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapus
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Lickalotapus' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Which star do the dinosaurs like best? The one that keeps getting bigger
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Which star do the dinosaurs like best?', then the trigger 'The one that keeps getting bigger' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur', then the trigger 'They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalotapus.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A Licalotapus.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapus.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A lickalottapus.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life? A philosorapper
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?', then the trigger 'A philosorapper' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a gay dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A Megasaurass' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry? A Prontosaur.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?', then the trigger 'A Prontosaur.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter?', then the trigger 'Ptero-Dactyls' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Two scientists walk into a bar The first orders some H2O, the second exclaims "I'll have some H2O too! The bartender, deciding not to be a dinosaur hammer, gives the scientist water instead of showing off his chemistry skills, preventing the second scientist from dying.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Two scientists walk into a bar The first orders some H2O, the second exclaims "I'll have some H2O too!', then the trigger 'The bartender, deciding not to be a dinosaur hammer, gives the scientist water instead of showing off his chemistry s...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotapuss
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Alickalotapuss' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a black dinosaur? A Tyroneosaurus Rex.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a black dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A Tyroneosaurus Rex.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* "ROAR" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this "GROWL" hmm "SHOUT" hmmm "YELL" hmmmmm "HOLLER" oh its a thesaurus"
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward '*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* "ROAR" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this "GROWL" hmm "SHOUT" hmmm "YELL" hmmmmm "HOLLER"', then the trigger 'oh its a thesaurus"' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why can't dinosaurs talk?', then the trigger 'Because they're all dead.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A "Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus" How do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus Rex
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a blind dinosaur? A "Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus" How do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?', then the trigger 'Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus Rex' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus.
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The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes', then the trigger 'Dontthinkhesawus.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs? Episcopaleontologists
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The setup points the reader toward 'Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?', then the trigger 'Episcopaleontologists' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a really smart dinosaur? A Professaur.
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The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a really smart dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A Professaur.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks? A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
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The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks? A legosaurus!', then the trigger 'Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is absurdism.
why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee? Dinosaurs are extinct
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The setup points the reader toward 'why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee?', then the trigger 'Dinosaurs are extinct' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? A stego-sore-ass
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The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a gay dinosaur?', then the trigger 'A stego-sore-ass' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
List of cheesy jokes How do you organize a space party- you planet What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars- T Rex What do you call an everyday potato- commentator How do you put a baby alien to sleep- you rocket
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The setup points the reader toward 'List of cheesy jokes How do you organize a space party- you planet What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef W...', then the trigger 'How do you put a baby alien to sleep- you rocket' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs? He liked his salads a little meteor.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs?', then the trigger 'He liked his salads a little meteor.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth? With fossils.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?', then the trigger 'With fossils.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms?', then the trigger 'No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What type of dinosaur was in the Epstein files? Pte-redact-yl
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The setup points the reader toward 'What type of dinosaur was in the Epstein files?', then the trigger 'Pte-redact-yl' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is wordplay with incongruity-resolution.
Why didn’t the dinosaur play baseball? Because it’s fucking dead.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Why didn’t the dinosaur play baseball?', then the trigger 'Because it’s fucking dead.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
I was trying to make a text art dinosaur today. I can't ever get the teeth right. I only seem to be able to do them ASCII-dentally.
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The setup points the reader toward 'I was trying to make a text art dinosaur today. I can't ever get the teeth right.', then the trigger 'I only seem to be able to do them ASCII-dentally.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur. Licktalottapuss.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur.', then the trigger 'Licktalottapuss.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Joke from a 5 year old kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk? me: ...why? kid: because they are all dead. source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Joke from a 5 year old kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk? me: ...why? kid: because they are all dead.', then the trigger 'source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss! *credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss!', then the trigger '*credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?', then the trigger 'A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
How do you make a dinosaur? Kick it up the arse
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'How do you make a dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Kick it up the arse' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
Which dinosaur walks with a limp? a Myfeetasaur
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'Which dinosaur walks with a limp?', then the trigger 'a Myfeetasaur' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one!', then the trigger 'She still giggles when she tells it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass rex
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a gay dinosaur?', then the trigger 'Megasoreass rex' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss *I have to give credit to my buddy /u/canavo for that one!
Why is this funny? (Comedy Stack Analysis)
The setup points the reader toward 'What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss', then the trigger '*I have to give credit to my buddy /u/canavo for that one!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.
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