Sarah Silverman

The setup points the reader toward 'But I pray for them.', then the trigger 'I was just literally praying for the billions of teeny, tiny Republicans that die every single year in hookers’ assho...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Good, bad… I don’t wanna feel. I don’t like it.', then the trigger 'Like, my mother sent me an email that said, “Elephants reunite after 20 years!” Delete.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'No, she’s so sweet now.', then the trigger 'And she… it literally makes her cry when I bring this up, but thank God, umm… she doesn’t have HBO.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Um… “mind blowing.” That’s two words again, God! Okay, I’m gonna have to describe it in two words.', then the trigger 'Uh, “great job, Sarah.” Hey!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What about this one? “Yeah, whatever.” That, like, jerk-off thing. I believe that’s from insecurity.', then the trigger 'Pfftt.” What is a guy saying when he does that?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But I do, I want a baby.', then the trigger 'The thing with me is, like, the caveat is I don’t want like a 10-year-old in 10 years.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I don’t know why they’re my search', then the trigger 'words, but they are.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I very rarely, occasionally, obsessively watch porn on my phone. And when I do, I integrate it into my nighttime ritu...', then the trigger 'I wash my face.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And there’s real products on shelves.', then the trigger 'No, it’s a made-up need made by greedy, money-addicted, faceless corporations preying on a woman’s greatest insecurit...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I associate it with happy. I don’t know why. Like, it was my very own curly shower or something.', then the trigger 'Maybe because we didn’t need words.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She had things to do.', then the trigger 'You know one thing I’ve noticed, people who say the phrase, “Threw me under the bus,” um, say it lot.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I had a, um… you ever have a memory and you… that you haven’t had since the event happened?', then the trigger 'You know what I mean?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And they did their sound check and left.', then the trigger 'But the drummer stayed and she was just sitting at her drums, watching me set up.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I just feel like if there was a suggestion box or something, I’d say, “Maybe call', then the trigger 'it Make-another-Wish.” You guys did a great job.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s like ridic.” Look at my space work there. It’s impressive, isn’t it? What does that tell you?', then the trigger 'I don’t even own a BlackBerry.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I have to remind myself, like, “It’s just an actor.', then the trigger 'It’s just an actor.” I love being able to see all 39 of you.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'We live in a very divided country. Like, it’s crazy, you know? It’s not even about ideas anymore.', then the trigger 'It’s not even about ideals anymore.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And I don’t think it’s because they get thrown under the bus a lot.', then the trigger 'I think it’s because they… they deflect blame a lot.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I know you were sick.” You find humanity… in the oddest of places.', then the trigger 'So my mom was in the hospital and I visited her.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Say 10 ‘Heil’ Marys.” And Hitler goes to heaven. Hitler goes to heaven… is the name of my band.', then the trigger 'Scientology is weird because it’s new.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews, “I promise you, God will not mind if you', then the trigger 'wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'All the men come on the lady’s face.', then the trigger 'And then right before the video freezes, I heard a guy say to her, “Hey, great job.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I have a moral issue with it obviously cause they’re treating the unions that debone the babies really bad.', then the trigger 'Pick your battles I guess.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Some delicious Fidgy water actually. Which for some reason just tastes better. And as I’m walking in.', then the trigger 'There’s a man standing outside of the door.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So they never change. What did the agency send you for the show? I told them to send you a gift.', then the trigger 'Cheese in sausage platter.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I know for me. I was a bad wetter willing to my teens.', then the trigger 'And continue to have a bevy of, you know, unwanted hairs.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Expecting nothing by the way. They called their money together, whatever they call it.', then the trigger 'And bought a stamp and sent me a postcard, thanking me.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Out of many good features. But it’s… I’ve a very swan-like neck. And my neck is actually six inches long, completely...', then the trigger 'I am cheating.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They much prefer ‘Yes you are!’ Thank you for laughing at that. I appreciate it.', then the trigger 'I always feel crappy when I do that joke.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s about a … the Holocaust. And it’s kind of a… But it’s funny. And it’s also musical.', then the trigger '– Oh my God, that sounds awesome.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It gets such a good laugh. I just feel like. What did midgets ever do?', then the trigger 'You know as a people to deserve to be marked.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And it’s so fun and it’s just crazy.', then the trigger 'I just don’t want… like I don’t wanna be labeled as straight or labbled as gay.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And I just… love that, you know. I love like getting into the psychology of people.', then the trigger 'I did not lose my virginity until was 26.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But I don’t. I base it on facts.', then the trigger 'Fact the SAT test, the test that basically decides whether you go to college or not.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I always know when its Hitler’s birthday. Cause they announced it on Entertainment Tonight.', then the trigger 'Right before they got a commercial, you see like a silhouette.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’m writing a whole show for tonight.', then the trigger 'I don’t even have a star.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'We should be giving them motivation…. …you know, to win.', then the trigger 'I tell my niece every time she loses a tag an angel get AIDS.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Cheese in sausage? I wanna take this. I have an early morning meeting. Best part of a strawberry.', then the trigger 'Are you ready to do the show?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It was cute the way he gave it to me, you know.', then the trigger 'He said if it doesn’t burn through my skin it will protect me.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And you know what babies love. She came out of the closet recently, my niece.', then the trigger 'Announced to the family that she is a lesbian.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '– Right now? I’ve got a bunch of stuff to do pre-pro. Can we come see it? I wanna see it.', then the trigger 'It sold out.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They’re human beings born extra crazy small. I don’t think like anybody here thinks we should make fun of midgets.', then the trigger 'But we do anyway.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Out of rape.', then the trigger 'I am… I wear this saint Christopher medal sometimes because I’m Jewish but my boyfriend is Catholic and it was just….' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And I want you to carve your dreams out of wood, real wood.', then the trigger 'And then I want you to… …deepen in what you lack.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And the reason that they give is that they say, you know, if a kid loses', then the trigger 'a tag it could give him low self-esteem.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s concept, I guess. What about a… What about you? What’s been going on? I haven’t seen you in a while.', then the trigger '– Wow, really?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’m 1 year and 1 month pregnant I’m 13 months pregnant, I just found out.', then the trigger 'That’s what Steve calls his wife – the Cuntintsky.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And it’s really… Its rare. You know it’s only found like on the tip of the tailbone of Ethiopian babies.', then the trigger 'They debone the babies.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So think about that. I tell her that when God gives you AIDS… When God does give you AIDS by the way?', then the trigger 'I don’t know.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Of becoming our parents. Try to get that lilts like that. It’s a fun. What if fun cut.', then the trigger 'Can I steal you for a minute?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They say, you know, strippers, they end up being in porn. It’s like a gateway job to porn. I don’t know.', then the trigger 'What you gonna do?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Or African American people. And you know what? He was half and half. I’m pretty sure.', then the trigger 'But the point is I didn’t do the joke.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is meta-humor with incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '– Can I come on to? – Yeah, for sure. Oh my God, that’s so cool. What’s going on with you?', then the trigger 'What about that pilot?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s totally sold out, every scene. I know, it sucks.', then the trigger 'What if we just hang backstage and like watch from the wings or something?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'All the hang-ups or whatever they had.', then the trigger 'I went to get some water, I went to liquor store down the street to get some water.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And the best time to have a baby is when you’re black teenager. I’m not like a hoydie-toydie kind of girl.', then the trigger 'I don’t wanna jewels.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But especially for me.', then the trigger 'Because it happened to be the same exact day that found out that the soy chai latte is like 900 calories.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I mean it’s… – I mean it’s gonna be on. It’s a show. – On TV?', then the trigger 'No, but it’s actually like a play slash movie.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They went nuts. And she looked like an idiot, like they’re all like, she is a stupid twat that should shut up.', then the trigger '– That’s awesome.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is superiority.

The setup points the reader toward 'That this is the person who grew up, who was a child you know, whose mother', then the trigger 'and father probably never gave him any pussy.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.