Chris Rock

The setup points the reader toward 'I used to have a job.', then the trigger 'I used to work at a Red Lobster, I used to work at Red Lobster in Queens Boulevard.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Chris Rock, man, rocked. – Chris Rock is amazing. It was wicked, man. My cheeks are sore. It was brilliant.', then the trigger '– It was sick.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Like, “Can I at least eat like a murderer?', then the trigger '“I bet if I shot your ass, I could finish this sandwich.” But you gotta work.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'The one time white people can say “n i', then the trigger 'g g e r”… OK.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s not the word, it’s the context in which the word is being said. That’s what’s going on.', then the trigger 'It ain’t the word, it’s the context.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I don’t believe a black woman can be first lady. You know why?', then the trigger 'Cos a black woman cannot play the background of a relationship.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I haven’t laughed non-stop like that in ages. – It was wicked. – It was awesome. – Chris, you rock.', then the trigger '– We love you!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You know why?', then the trigger 'Cos when you drop out in the 10th grade, you really might as well have dropped out in the second grade.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Not this year, Flavor. Put a suit on, n i g g e r. Put a suit on! Not this year, Flav.', then the trigger 'Not this year.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But they keep saying the same thing, “Is America ready for a black president?', then the trigger '“Is America ready for a black president?” Well, we should be.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You done it. I done it. We all done it. The craziest thing we spend money on… ringtones.', then the trigger 'The phone used to ring for free.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I want it bad. “I gotta figure out who I could get to get me that.” Big differences, man.', then the trigger 'Women want a lot, man.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I could be sitting down with Regis Philbin, doing an interview, talking about Madagascar 2.', then the trigger 'Say, “Yeah, Regis, Madagascar 2 is real good, man.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You know, depending on what you’re talking about, you say, “You the finest bitch I ever seen.” That’s a compliment.', then the trigger 'It ain’t the word!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'He’s so old, he used to own Sidney Poitier. Come on, man. I don’t need a president with a bucket list.', then the trigger '72 years old!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Honey, I won. I’m president.” “No! “And I want my girlfriends in the cabinet. “I want Kiki to be Secretary of Defense.', then the trigger '“She can fight.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '– Chris Rock rocks! – He rocks! He’s the best.', then the trigger 'We’re all in happier relationships.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s getting ready to turn red again!', then the trigger 'And I still don’t see it!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’m a sit here and scrape these shrimp.” Scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrap...', then the trigger '“OK, an hour’s passed.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But as soon as you hear “Barack Obama”, you expect to see a brother with a spear…', then the trigger 'just standing on top of a dead lion.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I was waiting for special things to happen, and a lot’s happened in my life since the', then the trigger 'last time I was on the road, man.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'These are some good-ass doughnuts. You’d be mad if your kid ate your doughnuts.', then the trigger '“You know what I had to do to get them doughnuts?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And our government’s like, “Nah, wait for the flies. “Two more weeks. Wait for the flies.', then the trigger 'Come on, more flies!” And we send them food.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Some of them just missed a few hugs.', then the trigger 'Some of them were like, “Daddy, can we talk?” “Hey, I’m watching the game.” “I’ll show you!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You see a lady on a horse or a man in the tub. And they just keep naming symptoms. “Are you depressed?', then the trigger 'Are you lonely?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They don’t got no clues, no suspects, a hamburger wrapper, nothing! Jam Master Jay, man. Jay, man, I miss Jay.', then the trigger 'I miss that man.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“That’s got a little German on it, don’t you think?” You know, people start freaking out.', then the trigger 'People got it… At first the war was cool.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'We are ill-prepared. You would think by now women would rule the world. You would think women would rule the world.', then the trigger 'But they don’t!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Not in America. Not in the country that watches Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire?', then the trigger 'And The Bachelorette and Who Wants To Marry A Midget?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'No matter how little it is, make a big deal out of it.', then the trigger 'If she pour you some water, you gotta go, “Wow, water!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You get married, every married man I know gets the same lazy-ass blow job. It’s like three licks. “Is it hard?', then the trigger 'Put it in.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s weird with rap music because people either love it or hate it. Even the United States Government hates rap.', then the trigger 'The Government hates rap.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'One thing I don’t like about America is we got real bad drug policy. Horrible drug policy.', then the trigger 'We got people in jail for getting high.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward '“Save your money, man. “Don’t buy drugs, buy some rims.” “They spinnin’, look at they spinnin’!', then the trigger '“They spinnin’, look at they spinnin’!” Americans worship money.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward '“Oh, Lor, “what is I gon’ do? “Oh, Lor, what is I gon’ do?', then the trigger '“OK, if I go across this intersection, “I’m-a have a accident.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'A woman can cook for you every day for five years.', then the trigger 'Every day food is on the table, every day at 7:49, every day.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s gonna be a sad sight when Michael Jackson goes to jail.', then the trigger 'Oh, we gonna shed a tear when Michael Jackson go to jail.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But one thing I learned, man, once you get married, fellas, women wanna be responsible for all your happiness. All yo...', then the trigger 'You got that?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’ll come and see him again. My dimples hurt, I laughed so hard. I just pissed on myself. What a great show!', then the trigger 'That was great.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'America does good things, America does bad things, America does schizophrenic things.', then the trigger 'One cool thing America does, that I love, is we feed other countries.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'That’s first of all.', then the trigger 'The second reason the Government will never legalise drugs in America is because, God forbid, some brown people got w...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'by nycritic [IMDb] * * * Recorded on March 24–26 2004 at the DAR Constitution Hall, Washington, D.C.', then the trigger 'I think he’s a funny guy.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They don’t fill out a police report. They don’t even have a chalk line for a dead rapper.', then the trigger 'The cops just piss around the body.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Nicer than they was in the ’50s,', then the trigger '’40s, and ’30s.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I had a little baby girl. It’s not a big deal. I mean, even roaches have kids, right?', then the trigger 'But I got a little baby girl.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You are a true American, OK? You really are. Don’t let nobody tell you no different. Everybody else, you’re just lucky.', then the trigger 'You’re just lucky.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Not some of it. All of it. Fellas, you ever have your woman catch you jerking off?', then the trigger 'Ever have your woman catch you jerking off?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Everywhere you look, there’s a new branch popping up, reminding you about how much money you', then the trigger 'got or how much money you don’t got.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'That’s right, man. See, relationships are hard.', then the trigger 'But in order for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I wonder what tomorrow’s gonna bring. And those are the choices you got in life.', then the trigger 'You can be married and bored or single and lonely.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'On an intellectual level. It’s hard to defend “Move, bitch, get out the way”.', then the trigger 'Well, as you can see, there’s a bitch in his way.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Try your best. But here’s one thing nobody tells you. You can’t make a woman happy.', then the trigger 'I’ve never met a happy woman in my life.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You gotta forgive, right? You gotta forgive. What’s the biggest issue in America right now?', then the trigger 'The most divisive issue in America is affirmative action.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'For instance, during slavery, they used to take the biggest, strongest slaves and breed them and try', then the trigger 'their best to make big, strong super-slaves, OK?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“How can you listen to that garbage?', then the trigger 'How can you listen to that trash?” In the old days, it was easy to defend rap music.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Only the white man can profit from pain.', then the trigger 'So if you’re black or brown, you can make money and prosper and get rich in America.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Check this out. If you a veteran, if you fought in any war for the United States, you are American.', then the trigger 'God bless all the veterans.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Think about the poor slaves that could read but was scared to teach they kids to', then the trigger 'read for fear they’d be killing they kids.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'She looked nice. She got a nice pantsuit on, got her hair in pigtails.', then the trigger 'Yeah, she ain’t gonna have on no clear heels now, no.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The stripper myth is, “I’m stripping to pay my tuition.” No, you’re not. There’s no strippers at college.', then the trigger 'There’s no clear heels in biology.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'People always say, we can’t have gay marriage cos marriage is a sacred institution that happens in the church. No, it...', then the trigger 'Marriage ain’t sacred.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You’re never gonna meet the perfect person, it’s never gonna happen, OK?', then the trigger 'Every now and then, God likes to play practical jokes on people.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Just get a big old vat of gravy and pour it out the helicopter. There you go. Have some gravy.', then the trigger 'People going, “I love America!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'These doughnuts are too damn good, man. “Got me knockin’ on the doughnut window at two in the morning.', then the trigger '“Come on, man, open up, man.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“No, he’s cute and cuddly, he’s positive.” Yeah, Kobe looks cute and cuddly on TV cos when', then the trigger 'you see him he’s standing next to Shaq.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You can’t be like, ”I’m going to church, where you going?” ”Hit the pipe!” That relationship ain’t going nowhere.', then the trigger 'Two crackheads can stay together forever.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You know, we had Martin Luther King, Malcolm X… and ever since then, a bunch of substitute teachers.', then the trigger 'We ain’t had the real thing.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They don’t even wait till 3 o’clock either. Killing people in the morning. That ain’t right. The Trenchcoat Mafia.', then the trigger '”No one will play with us.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'If you white and under 21 I am running for the hills.', then the trigger 'What the hell is wrong with these white kids shooting up the school?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Everything about you is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth? Men lie, we live lies.', then the trigger 'That’s why we so crazy.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '‘Cause when you’re jerking off, you ain’t in your right state of mind. Your brain’s all cloudy and foggy.', then the trigger 'I’ll tell you exactly what happened.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Black people don’t hate Jews. Black people hate white people! We don’t got time to dice white people up into little g...', then the trigger '”I hate everybody!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'There’s some good pussy under this gut!” That’s right.', then the trigger 'You want some of this so you can ”livin’ la vida loca!” Love the women, man.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You go down two flights of stairs into your porno cellar. Janet Jackme, Kobe Tai, Jenna Jameson, that’s right.', then the trigger 'But women always find the porno.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Hillary’s supposed to already be down there like, ”Hey, I got it. ”I’ve got it. I got the dick.', then the trigger '”Tickle his ass, or something.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I think we need a new leader. We ain’t had a black leader in a while. In a long time.', then the trigger 'Somebody that moves you.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'See, your uncles prepare you for life.', then the trigger 'If you got enough uncles, they’ll prepare you for life… ’cause you got every type of uncle.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'lt ain’t no thing for y’all to turn down sex. Y’all like, ”Why can’t you turn it down?', then the trigger 'I do it all the time.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'The money’s in the medicine. That’s how you get paid, on the comeback.', then the trigger 'That’s how a drug dealer makes his money, on the comeback.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'If the kid calls his grandmamma ”Mommy”… and his mama ”Pam,” he’s going to jail.', then the trigger 'You ain’t saving no college money, you saving bail money.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Daddy’ll never know the difference.” Just can’t do it. Can’t do it. l don’t know, man. The world’s nuts.', then the trigger 'It’s all good for Clinton.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And number three, my favorite woman: the woman that likes nothing better than to suck a dick.', then the trigger 'That’s right, God bless all of you!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'We need some bullet control. Man, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost $5,000.', then the trigger '$5,000 for a bullet.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '”Tell your mama how nice her hair looks. ”Did you tell your mama?', then the trigger 'You better go in there and tell your mama.” That’s right!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Lick your own balls!” See, if you just said it right, you’d been in there. Now you got dry balls.', then the trigger 'That’s right, confidence always wins.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'See, people… everybody expects this holy behavior ’cause he’s the President. Expect him to behave this holy way. He’s...', then the trigger 'He ain’t Rev.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’m chilling with this girl. She was dancing. It was about : a.m.', then the trigger 'I’m talking to her, and realized she had two kids at home.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'That’s how faithful a man is, no more, no less.', then the trigger 'You see all these fat Republican guys going: ”l would never do such a thing.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Women need food, water, and compliments. And an occasional pair of shoes.', then the trigger 'Women got to hear it all the time, or they lose their minds.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You know what they’re gonna say before it even comes out their mouth… and you just wanna', then the trigger 'stab them in the neck with a pencil!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'That’s right, you know the little boy who’s getting ready to die? Get him a table dance.', then the trigger 'Get him a table dance, for Christ’s sake!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '”But I took some Robitussin. I’m fine now!” That’s right, man. AIDS is scary, man.', then the trigger 'I took my AIDS test, passed it, got .' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Sh!t, there’s a reason to kick an old man down a flight of stairs. You just don’t do it.', then the trigger 'Ain’t nobody above an ass-whooping.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“I prefer syrup!” I’m not making this up!', then the trigger 'And then the guy says, ‘Why must you go through all that, why not just oral sex?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'She’ll be crying on his shoulder: “I can’t believe this happened, I am so glad you’re here …” That’s right!', then the trigger 'It’s gonna happen to you!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'People are starving all over the world! What do you mean, “Red meat will kill you”? No, no no!', then the trigger 'Don’t eat no red meat?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'What’s that got to do with sh!t? Hey, you go to a restaurant, you’re accustomed to eating.', then the trigger 'You leave, you ain’t eating no more.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What blood’s got to do with it?” (reference to Tina Turner’s “What’s Love Got To Do With', then the trigger 'It”) That’s the big thing now, domestic abuse!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Whatever you do, get paid to do it!” I’m tired of this sh!t, man. Tired, tired, tired!', then the trigger 'It ain’t all black people on welfare, sh!t.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You’re the smarty ass n*gga!', then the trigger '“Let me ask you this, let me ask you this: “Can you kick my ass?” Oh, n*ggas worth nothing.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She’ll tell you how many boyfriends she had. ‘Cause women only count their boyfriends.', then the trigger 'That’s right, they don’t count all those miscellaneous dicks they had.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You had an argument with your woman, you went too far and that was it for you.', then the trigger 'And women know you can go too far.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'cause she’s gonna lie. Women will lie about how many guys she f*cked in court! They don’t care.', then the trigger '“Yes, I swear” “uh, uh …” Yes!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'See, the whole damn country is so damn conservative. Everybody says: “Jails ain’t tough enough.', then the trigger 'Jails ain’t tough enough.” “We gotta have the death penalty.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Run with a guy he could beat. Get the f*ck out of here!', then the trigger 'They won’t act so white guy won’t do no sh!t like that!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'He ain’t gonna run with f*cking Dole. He could beat Dole!', then the trigger 'They only act so a black man can do something that f*cking stupid.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is superiority.

The setup points the reader toward 'What are you talking about? What kind of ignorant sh!t is that?', then the trigger '“I ain’t never been to jail!” What do you want, a cookie?!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And eating cereal right now. [Seinfeld is known for his love for cereals] Now, let’s run down the case.', then the trigger 'Who’s the guy, Ron Goldman?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '‘Cause women like men that are in relationship. Guys know what I’m talking about.', then the trigger 'When you were single, nobody was thinking about your ugly ass.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And I don’t give a f*ck where you are in America, if you’re on a Martin Luther', then the trigger 'King Boulevard, there is some violence going down!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I don’t wanna hear no sh!t!', then the trigger '“Problems?” Now we’ve got a lot of things… a lot of racism going on in the world right now.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Everybody needs a prenup. People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no!', then the trigger 'You’ve got 20 million and your wife wants 10?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Sh!t, I eat a pig’s ass, if cooked right! My family is from the South.', then the trigger 'You know, people from the South love some pork.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Never learn sh!t about… I still don’t know sh!t about Africa. The only thing I know about Africa it’s far.', then the trigger 'Africa is far, far away.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '‘Cause Ike was the king of the woman-beaters till OJ took his title! Now Ike says: “Hey, I could have killed Tina!', then the trigger '“What about me?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward '“Honey, it’ll be all right if you just say you did it.” And you hear that', then the trigger 'sh!t 900 times, you start losing your mind.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What, he had a stroke the other day? He’s a f*cking educated man!', then the trigger 'How the f*ck do you expect him to sound, dirty motherf*cker?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“And they need your help!” No, man!', then the trigger 'Now I see some black people looking at me, “Man … “… Why you gotta say that?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“From now on, no matter where we are going, it’s all left turns, do you understand?”', then the trigger 'And you know what the craziest sh!t is?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I am tired of n*ggas, man! You can’t have sh!t when you around n*ggas, You can’t have sh!t.', then the trigger 'You can’t have no big screen TV!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Any club you go into, there’s always one old guy.', then the trigger 'He ain’t really old, just a little too old to be in the club.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You cheated on your wife. She shouldn’t be trusting you no more. But she does. Eventually she does.', then the trigger 'But you know what happens now?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Every single man in here has got a choice to make. And you know what that choice is.', then the trigger 'Commitment … … Or new p*ssy!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'had bought for her. Think about this sh!t.', then the trigger 'I buy you a car and you’re gonna let another man drive around in my car?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Hey b!tch, stop f*cking! “Put the dick down! “Put it down, get a job!', then the trigger 'Yes, you can get a job, “Get a job holding dicks.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You know the next man who’ll f*ck your woman.', then the trigger 'You’ve met him, he’s been at your house, he ate your food, he drank your wine!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“They shot me in the leg. I’m almost home. I’m almost home. I’m in the driveway. “I’m right next to you.', then the trigger 'I LOVE YOU!” Thanks!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Not while there’s a white president, and you know why? ‘Cause some black guy would just kill the president, that’s why!', then the trigger 'Sh!t, I’d do it!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Who was so bad they lost to a crackhead? What was their campaign like? Were they, like, on heroin?', then the trigger '“Vote for me!” “Vote for me!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Now we’ve got some people who don’t eat pork, what the f*ck is that sh!t about? You don’t eat pork!', then the trigger 'You don’t eat pork!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'and Nicole to f*ck off, man. Do you know who I really feel for, who I feel for more than anybody else?', then the trigger 'You know what?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'We need the toss-salad men in school! That’ll straighten the kids up! “Hey Jimmy, you’ve got a D.', then the trigger 'You know what you gotta do?” “Noooooo!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You can have it, but you better move it in at 3 in the morning.', then the trigger 'Paint it white, hope n*ggas think it’s a bassinet.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Oh, I’ve got it! Martina Luther King!” You know what is sad, man? Martin Luther King stood for non-violence.', then the trigger 'Now what’s Martin Luther King?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Big deal, you ain’t starving.', then the trigger 'But if you make 30 000 … and your wife wants 15 … … You might have to kill her!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'What was the big thing this year? “He should run! He could win! Colin can win, he should run!” Can’t win!', then the trigger 'Colin Powell can’t win!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'That guy they met at the club … The guy they f*cked in the club that', then the trigger 'night, or that time they f*cked Bobby Brown!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You know, as soon as you get your GED, someone’s always got the nerve to go:', then the trigger '“Now you can go to college!” Slow down!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'A black woman, they’ve got two kids, going to work every day, busting her ass, hates', then the trigger 'a b!tch with nine kids getting a welfare!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It ain’t gonna happen! As long as you live you ain’t ever gonna see no black vice president.', then the trigger 'Not while the president is white!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'On the one hand you’ve got commitment. You and your woman together. Living, sharing, loving, growing.', then the trigger 'It is the most beautiful thing in the world.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You know, what if they figured out a way to bring you back from the dead? Now I have no eyes!', then the trigger 'Ain’t this a b!tch!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'A n*gga will say some sh!t like, “I take care of my kids.” You’re supposed to, you dumb motherf*cker!', then the trigger 'What are you talking about?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Tell them God said, don’t eat it.” And everybody said, “Okay, God said, don’t eat it.” And they stopped eating it.', then the trigger 'But times have changed.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But you’ve got to think about life in the long term. Now, people tell you life is short. No, it is not.', then the trigger 'Life is long.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You have just f*cked around your woman. You know what happens when you f*ck around your woman?', then the trigger 'You just gave her a get-some-dick free card!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'anklet like a prisoner … … And every time you leave the house you’ll have to check in: “I’m outside.', then the trigger 'I’m on the court.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’m not saying he should have killed her … … But I understand! You know what else?', then the trigger 'was paying $ 25,000 a month in alimony.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'They’re not gonna ask Al Gore to run with Al Sharpton, no! Get the f*ck out of here, man!', then the trigger 'Vice-President … you know what?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '‘Cause you never know … Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?', then the trigger 'It’s like a dick in a glass case.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Tired, tired, tired! Be-bop-bo-peek-a-boo, I hate n*ggers! I’m tired of this sh!t, man!', then the trigger 'N*ggas are just ignorant, love being ignorant and are singing about ignorance!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What the f*ck did you expect him to sound like?', then the trigger '“I’m a-drop me a bomb today!” “I’ll be pres-o-dent!” Get the f*ck outta here!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '” The guy is like: “Toss my salad?', then the trigger 'What is that?” “Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Oh, I hate n*ggas! Boy, I wish they’d let me join the Ku Klux Klan!', then the trigger 'Sh!t, I’d do a drive-by from here to Brooklyn!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’ve got to recycle the p*ssy! Because that’s what a relationship is all about: recycling, keeping it new.', then the trigger 'If it ain’t new, it’s through!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The n*ggas have got to go. Every time black people want to have a good time, ignorant n*ggas f*ck it up!', then the trigger 'You can’t do sh!t!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The guy they f*cked in Jamaica: “That’s another country, it doesn’t count!” “I thought we were just', then the trigger 'talking about domestic dicks!” Women got it good.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.