Jimmy Carr

The setup points the reader toward 'I don’t know. So I walked up to this armed police officer outside Buckingham Place.', then the trigger 'I said, “Security?” He went, “Yeah.” Here’s his question.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '(INDISTINCT RESPONSES) Ahem, we’ve had a heckle. Go on, what was that, sir? A little bit louder. MAN: Tickets to this...', then the trigger 'No, that’s fine.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'My question is, if you walked in on people doing that, what would your response be? Are you sure?!', then the trigger 'Got a question for the ladies.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Teachers are always moaning on about, “Oh, I’ve got homework to mark this evening.” Not you, eh, Danielle?', then the trigger 'You’re not grading potato paintings, are you?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The best and the brightest teachers. Because… I can prove it. We all know teachers socially, yes? – AUDIENCE: Yes.', then the trigger '– Everyone knows teachers.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You were going for a piss. Where were you going for a piss? Set the scene for us.', then the trigger 'I’ve never met anyone that’s flashed.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You could be full of flu, you could have just received devastating news, you could have', then the trigger 'just been shot in the leg… by her.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Sisters.” Like I’m a lesbian – I’ve got the haircut, come on! I look a bit like K.D.', then the trigger 'Lang, I could get away with it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“You’ll get paid for tonight’s gig, there’s no problem with that.', then the trigger '“But you would not be welcome back at my club telling those kind ofjokes.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'There was a lovely little pause and he went, “I think I might be single now.” Who’s seen me live before?', then the trigger 'Give us a shout.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’ve got to an age where I talk about sleep like I used to talk about sex.', then the trigger 'You should have seen me last night.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Because some people think it’s a free-for-all – you can say whatever you want because of freedom of speech.', then the trigger 'That is not the case.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“I was worried the police were going to get hold of it.” Humans and dolphins are', then the trigger 'the only mammals that have sex for pleasure.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'You can’t taste it! I’m not a prude. You’d agree with that, wouldn’t you? – AUDIENCE: Yes. – I’m not prudish.', then the trigger 'Here’s the thing!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I say “mobile phones” – what I mean there is “phones”. No-one’s brought a landline, have they?', then the trigger 'And let’s face facts, the landline is dead.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'You feel like, if no-one can relate to this, I’m gonna feel a fool.', then the trigger 'So, share with me if you’ve had a similar experience.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Because presumably no-one asked for that the first time it happened. That was a happy accident.', then the trigger 'He was working away and one slipped out.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Hello, how are you two? – You all right? I presume you’re a couple. – Married, yes. – You’re married?', then the trigger 'How long you been married?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I was checking into a hotel recently.', then the trigger 'It’s about one o’clock in the morning, after a gig up in Manchester.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I thought, “That’s a bit sexist.” Did you understand that? (BABY VOICE) Yes, you did! (BABY VOICE) Yes, you did!', then the trigger 'I’m not being sexist.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'So, for example, homosexual people can joke about being gay. Disabled people can joke about disability.', then the trigger 'Black or Asian people can joke about race.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'In her home, though, she put on this event. So we’re all in her front room.', then the trigger 'Literally Charles and Camilla’s front room.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“I think it’s racist, I think it’s wrong.', then the trigger '“I don’t think it’s OK for you to tell racist jokes “just because you’re a black guy.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So, you were fine with someone putting glitter on your fanny, but you went, “I don’t', then the trigger 'want to ask for anything embarrassing.” How adorable.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'There’s a stepfather involved. Was there “ectoplasm”? Go on, what happened? Were you upstairs? – Were you…?', then the trigger '– I was in his son’s bedroom.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Has anyone in here actually seen a ghost? – (WOMAN WHOOPS) – Well, go on, what did you see, Madam?', then the trigger 'Tell us the story.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And he thought, “That’s not an unpleasant sensation.” But then it’s very difficult to', then the trigger 'ask for that to happen again.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Not that I would want that to happen, but… when you find out that’s your thing,', then the trigger 'how do you ask for it to happen?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But, apparently, I ruined that weekend at Center Parcs.', then the trigger 'I was going to tell you a story about the poshest place I have ever been.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'A puncture repair kit? That’s funny, I like that. I think it deserved more. – Um, any other? – WOMAN: Love.', then the trigger '– WOMAN: Love.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You’d probably treat her to the windmill, wouldn’t you?', then the trigger 'Anyway, she got proper old-school flashed and she shouted, “Rape!” I thought, “Don’t give him ideas.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '– Um, I can’t remember. I was my stag do. You can’t remember, it was your stag do?', then the trigger '(GROANING) Ooh-ooh… You can’t remember anything?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What… What motif did you go for, madam?', then the trigger 'I actually had a heart cos I was a little bit embarrassed to ask for one.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You had a heart because you were embarrassed to ask for…? – Like, something spectacular.', then the trigger '– You were embarrassed to ask for something spectacular?!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I like to think… I like to think of myself as an equal-opportunities offender.', then the trigger 'I like to think I offend everyone, and therefore no-one.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '– You do Secret Santa at your work? – MANY PEOPLE: Yes.', then the trigger 'It’s a nightmare, to get something good for under a fiver, a tenner.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I saw a transvestite in a miniskirt.', then the trigger 'I thought, “That shows a lot of balls.” Let’s hear from all the heterosexual men in the room.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'After two years, what’s that coming up on the inside? It’s coming up pretty fast. Any other thoughts?', then the trigger 'Most important thing in a relationship?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '– WOMAN: I used to teach at your school. – You used to teach at my school? – At Burnham.', then the trigger '– At Burnham Grammar?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Do you want to come and visit a hospice? It’s palliative care for teenagers.” Yes, I do.', then the trigger 'I got that call about six years ago.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'As in, “So there I was, licking out her twinkle cave…” “…while she deep-throated my tummy', then the trigger 'banana.” It’s nice to be nice, isn’t it?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is absurdism.

The setup points the reader toward 'So, if I go out to get coffee before the show, if I go to', then the trigger 'Starbucks… Obviously, my coffee shop of choice.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'With two pound coins Sellotaped to the front. – AUDIENCE: Aw!', then the trigger '– “Aw, pikeys!” The worst one I think a lot have – Secret Santa.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Have you all been on that first foreign holiday abroad? The first foreign holiday you went on without your parents?', then the trigger 'Everyone been on that holiday?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'There’s the mayor, there’s the local dignitaries, there’s the chairman of the charity, the', then the trigger 'people that work in the local office.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Some girls like to have the lights off for sex to happen.', then the trigger 'They like all the lights to be out before they have sex.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward '“Because, if there’s a fire, you’re blocking the exit.” I said, “I tell you what, love.', then the trigger 'If there’s a fire, I’ll move.” ‘King retard.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What happened to your dog? – MAN: I don’t have him any more. – You don’t have him any more?', then the trigger '(GASPS) Toby’s mum ate him!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Mummy’s little benders. This may interest you, though.', then the trigger 'Clowns have to register their facial design to make sure that other sex offenders don’t use it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I was at a show recently… I don’t know', then the trigger 'if anyone’s had this experience.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Cos it’s like a blanket-bombing approach to offence.', then the trigger 'I’m not picking on any group and also I’m not really making any points, am I?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '– You’re a student. What are you studying?', then the trigger '– Royal Holloway.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’m sorry about these lights as well. We could well be giving you skin cancer.', then the trigger 'I don’t… I think I’m on your side there.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '– MAN: Lubricant! Well, if you run out… (SPITS) Any other? MAN: A puncture repair kit. – What, sorry?', then the trigger '– MAN: A puncture repair kit.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And I think genuinely if a woman says, “I can’t have sex, I’m tired,” what you’ve', then the trigger 'got to do, you’ve got to listen, obviously.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'She doesn’t point like that – that would be mental. But… that’s her only question – what do you do?', then the trigger 'That’s all she asks.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So there was a woman in the trees. There was a woman in the trees?', then the trigger 'Sounds like you’ve broken dogging etiquette by pissing on someone.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is imitation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Has anyone in here ever walked in on people having sex? – MAN: Yes. – What did you walk in on, sir?', then the trigger '– My parents.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I was in a club and this guy flashed me. – In a club?', then the trigger 'In a club and someone flashed you in the club?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The hardest-working man in comedy. That’s like being the best-looking guy in the burns unit.', then the trigger 'No offence to any burns victims we’ve got in.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Tell me the story. It was in the middle of the dance floor.', then the trigger 'Middle of the dance floor and he was throwing some shapes.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'We’re not looking at your pornography, ladies. We’re not interested in your kind of pornography.', then the trigger 'We’re very happy with the service broadband is providing.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’ve got a question for you, ladies and gentlemen. Does anyone in this room believe in the supernatural?', then the trigger 'Ghosts and spirits and the like?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Now she’s got a vaganus.” Um… If my grandmother knew how much I spent on her', then the trigger 'funeral, she would be spinning in her ditch.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward '– WOMEN: Yes! – You’ve all read that book? You love that book!', then the trigger 'I would describe Fifty Shades Of Grey as the ultimate flick book.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Your boyfriend could chip a tooth.', then the trigger 'And it was definitely a proper vajazzle, not a Liverpool vajazzle, which is just a euphemism for herpes?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So they printed out this leaflet and, cos they raised more money than they needed, they', then the trigger 'decided to attach a condom to every leaflet.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'That’s hit home there, has it? Touched a nerve, so to speak? How very apt.', then the trigger 'I can drive a woman wild with my tongue.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You’re thinking of bread.” At any one time, a bowl of nuts on a bar will', then the trigger 'have 17 different types of urine on them.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Of course, not all fat people are jolly. Some of them are women. You shouldn’t be mean. Fat girls have got feelings.', then the trigger 'Mainly, they’re hungry!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '(GROANING) Ooh, too much? The worst one that I think a lot of people have bought – gift vouchers.', then the trigger 'Who here’s bought gift vouchers?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And she was really flirty and really tactile. And I thought… Well, all she wanted was a kiss.', then the trigger 'And I thought, “Well, where’s the harm?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Are there any Australians in? – Welcome back. I don’t like zoos.', then the trigger 'I prefer to see lions, tigers, elephants and bears in their natural environment.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You probably remember it from the last show.', then the trigger 'Why are they called Sunshine Variety Coaches when all the kids on board look the same?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'MAN: He’s sitting next to me. He’s sitting next to you? I hope you obeyed the etiquette.', then the trigger 'You walk in, you walk out straightaway.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s a very intimidating space to be in.', then the trigger 'So we’re all standing there having a drink and she’s coming round saying hello to everyone.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Is anyone here afraid of clowns? – Are you afraid of clowns, sir?', then the trigger 'There’s actually a special name for people that are afraid of clowns.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Every year in my show I write some jokes that require a visual element to be', then the trigger 'fully enjoyed and this year is no exception.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So you go and collect them from the..', then the trigger 'So you have to turn up all kind of you know in black suit and stuff?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Presumably they are outside with their shirts off fighting. But I wonder what the fellas are up to?', then the trigger 'Have we got any Welsh people in?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’m all right. Sorry, how am Ya? You are not a gangster rapper. Just hold that like….', then the trigger 'Hold that like a normal human being.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You said we’d call it 68.', then the trigger 'It’s like the 69 but I owe you one I like every thing about 69 apart from the view.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Nah Nah Nah Sounds like, well hang on get away from there I tend not to..', then the trigger 'Do much with the bodies any more If that’s..' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is imitation.

The setup points the reader toward 'But I think you should be destroyed humanely. I can talk, check out the look. I’m rocking like a Lego Hitler.', then the trigger 'Das is Sta, hm?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Is there any…Now necrophilia is something that is talked about.', then the trigger 'I’m only asking Cos, because people think they are gonna get away with it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'To do a good Welsh accent you just gotta sound… Confused.', then the trigger '“Whose coat is that jacket?” “Whose shoes are those trainers?” Let’s all try.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She knows no one is coming to help Fine? Up another gear?', then the trigger '– YES Treat them mean, keep them keen You all heard that expression?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Oh well this will be a treat for you.', then the trigger 'I would like every one in the room to say my name in Jamaican accent.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Any other hackles? Posh Prick Posh Prick seems a bit harsh. What’s your name , Sir?', then the trigger 'You think I might be a bit posh.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Cos I mean, The only purpose for these jokes is make you laugh for two hours It’s', then the trigger 'releasing endorphins, That’s all I’m doing up here.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Any one more than 26? More than 28? For how long? You been married together for 43 years?', then the trigger 'I think come on; 43 years.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You know this kind of set up. Couple of chairs. You face off against each other. Parkinson, Jonathan Ross, Graham Nor...', then the trigger 'Those kind of shows.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What was that? That was all just vowels! What was it? have ya al right? have ya all right.', then the trigger 'Have you had a stroke?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I saw something on internet the other day', then the trigger 'that really shocked me.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She ended their relationship. Just because he said something. They were making love, they were mid-coitus.', then the trigger 'As he orgasm, as he arrived, ejaculated, came.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You are Belfast? Where is Belfast? This is the phrase I use to get Belfast accent right.', then the trigger '“Ginger and Community.” The terrifying stare is optional.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'OK Just gimme.. Gimme a second. What did you think was gonna happen? I feel duty bound now. What’s your name madam?', then the trigger 'OK Fine, Cheralle.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Recorded live at the Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Jimmy Carr will be on stage… Jimmy Carr will be on stage… Altogether...', then the trigger '5,4,3,2,1 Ladies and gentlemen.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Cos they had forgotten to tie their Kangaroos down. And you wouldn’t have expected that.', then the trigger 'Cos they all were wearing hats with corks on.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Friend’s of mine got OCD.', then the trigger 'For those of you that don’t know OCD is an abbreviation It’s just a shorter and quicker way of saying.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Well you are gonna be working with corpses That’s quite a cool thing.', then the trigger 'Sure Has anyone ever woken up?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Any other place in the UK – Jersey. You haven’t got an accent, you tax dodging scum.', then the trigger 'Who knew there was that much anti-Jersey feeling?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But I find it helps. “Ginger and Community.” “Community” Has more syllables than you thought it had.', then the trigger 'OK, lets try every one, lets go Belfast.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Has anyone got parents? You had to think about that You are an idiot.', then the trigger 'Only point about parents is all parents have got a favourite.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is superiority.

The setup points the reader toward 'I been doing this for about ten years, I thought this year..', then the trigger 'I thought this year I would try and get a bit better.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I was on stage doing a gig And I had a pink shirt on. Someone accused me of being gay.', then the trigger 'Gay Shirt, Pink Shirt..' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Said I shouldn’t really joke about stroke if I ever had a stroke I would be', then the trigger 'laughing at the other side of my face.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Hope my mummy doesn’t find out. I’m cheating on her. Are there people in from West Country? Hey there, Hi.', then the trigger 'I’m not being patronising.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I can never remember. But I can Alaf from Home & Away. Which ever one he is.', then the trigger 'You are acting like a bloody hoon mate.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'My girlfriend recently had a miscarriage It was doubly bad because I.. Had to pay for it.', then the trigger 'That feels that we are getting somewhere.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Jimmy I have your baby now you', then the trigger 'send money quick.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Have we got any other exotic accents in the room? Any one from over seas or anywhere exciting?', then the trigger 'Anyone from UK that we have missed.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Peter Kaye was sold out so you had to come here. I bet he wouldn’t have called you a cunt.', then the trigger 'Unfortunately I’m not Peter Kay.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And those cunts can’t do anything about it. I got trouble getting up tonight, Had to organize a baby sitter.', then the trigger 'I don’t have children.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Cos you haven’t got a list. My favourite suicide bomber.. Oh well I have got a couple that I really liked.', then the trigger 'The Detroit bomber..' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'In a long term relationship its important to be a good listener I think she’s asleep.', then the trigger 'I might pop down stairs for a wank.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '– JIMMY CARR. I’m “Jamaica.” Did he went: “Yeah.” Bombaclat. Apparently we got some bombaclat in. I don’t know.', then the trigger 'Hold on a bloody minute.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'When you apply yourself. Do you wanna hear my favourite Irish joke. Maybe only Irish people get this joke.', then the trigger 'I’ll tell you and see.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is meta-humor with incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You are not the one that I booked for the interval? Its very difficult to get the dirty talk right.', then the trigger 'Have you noticed this?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Now I obviously, I don’t know what’s its like after 43 years I think that’s an extraordinary commitment.', then the trigger 'Specially in this day and age.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Na na nothing like that. Its a nice watch man Just so you live in Birmingham? Just outside Birmingham.', then the trigger 'Black country in a Black Country.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I read about a catholic priest that exposed himself So they', then the trigger 'defrocked him They don’t hang themselves.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Are you asleep? ” I can’t asleep I’m too full of hate.” Any fans of make up sex in?', then the trigger 'Anyone had a good make-up sex?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward '-Carr Killed by Fiat Driver- Too soon? Its been 14 years. Get over it. All right, Point taken.', then the trigger 'I’ll drop that from Royal Variety.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Any Scouses in We have got Scouse over there? Where is the Scouse? Give us a shout.', then the trigger 'We are not gonna take your benefits away.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '– YES Ok. Two dragons walk into a pub Don’t panic Johnnie, Makes sense “Brilliant.” Oh I love John.', then the trigger 'I’m just imagining a funeral..' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Yeah, yeah, that’s why I’m sitting here and nobody recognizes me.', then the trigger 'They are not gonna recognize you anyway cause they are dead That’s probably….' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'Now he is trying the other way Cos you can’t get pregnant in mouth either. Are there any parents in?', then the trigger 'Give us a shout parents.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Had you had the conversation the pub conversation, The classic pub conversation If you had to', then the trigger 'sleep with a man who would it be?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So in the interval I felt duty bound to go and write a joke about a dragon.', then the trigger 'Do you wanna hear my dragon joke?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They are just jokes.', then the trigger 'I’m just messing around And some people, Some people just like being offended It’s a weird thing.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She actually got a viralin yeast infection in her', then the trigger 'vagina Let’s talk about relationships.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Its very difficult to get dirty talk right like in', then the trigger 'long term relationship its fine.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You at school? “Yeah, I am at school.” “You got a big nose” I haven’t. Any other hackles? Oh what was that?', then the trigger 'That sounded good.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Wicked, Tele, Froogle Cricket. My favourite Yorkshire phrase is “tin tin tin.” Which means: “It isn’t in the tin.” Ti...', then the trigger 'Tin tin tin.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Not all teachers obviously that will be mental. But P.E teachers, They are Rongans. Do you know what P.E is short for?', then the trigger 'It’s a fact.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Its sort of like.. It’s what I can do. What I can offer the world is jokes.', then the trigger 'So what would you like a joke about?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'We got any ginger people? We have contained the problem there Good.. Ginger people get given hard time.', then the trigger 'People say very unkind things about gingers.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I been doing it for years.', then the trigger 'Sorry, so “not so much now” sounds like there was an incident that stopped you from doing it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is imitation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I just thought it will be a treat for you to see hand with five fingers. Look like that..', then the trigger 'Now what would be the phrase.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.