Jerry Seinfeld

The setup points the reader toward 'There’s no clocks, no windows, no easily accessible exits… Did you ever not buy anything in a', then the trigger 'supermarket and try to get out of there?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So he takes control. Going this way, going that way… Then they just stop.', then the trigger 'What is it?” And they look up at you… “Chill-out hop-along.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'That’s a lot.” They make glue out of horses. I don’t know who started that. Who saw that potential?', then the trigger 'That’s pretty amazing to me.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I know the trail.” “I’m here every goddamn day, ok?” “And I really appreciate the kicking while', then the trigger 'I’m taking a leak, too.” “Thanks a lot.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Tell us what happened.” It’s a hundredth of a second.', then the trigger 'People say: “What was the difference in the margin there?” Eh, uh, that was it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I betcha women would like to know what men really think… the truth, the honest truth.', then the trigger 'You wanna know what men are really thinking?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I, too, can play at this waiting game.', then the trigger 'Just once I would like to say to the doctor: “You know what?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'He’s always got the tube coming down here and then the circle area.', then the trigger 'These are the complex inner workings of the human body, I assume.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Who could shave that much? So, I’m supposed to go to Florida next week after we’re done here.', then the trigger 'That’s where my older relatives live.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band on the back of that mask?', then the trigger 'That was a quality item there, wasn’t it?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Oh, they got them in muskeet flavor now…” “What is ‘muskeet’?” “I wonder if it’s made', then the trigger 'from mosquitoes.” Produce section I always find challenging.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Maybe the cows tip them off when they’re milking them.', then the trigger '“July 3rd” To me the only thing tougher than the supermarket is the drugstore.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'That’s a legal turn in Florida. It’s known as an eventual left.', then the trigger 'You can signal this week, turn any following year of your life.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s just Bob. It’s just a human being hanging on for their life. This is the whole sport.', then the trigger '“Oh, he pointed his toes.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s like your own little apartment on the plane, isn’t it?', then the trigger 'You go in there, lock the door, the light comes on after second.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Pretty good title, I thought… ‘Best man’ I thought it was a bit much.', then the trigger 'I thought we had the groom and the ‘pretty good man’.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'He looks like he’s out of his mind.” “He’ll be ‘crazy glue’.” To me the toughest', then the trigger 'part of that horse life is that trailer.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You know, they don’t say like it’s in the vicinity, give or take, roughly… They brand', then the trigger 'it right into the side of the carton.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But you’re not. Now you’re going into the next, smaller, waiting room.', then the trigger 'Now you don’t even have your magazine.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I don’t understand what we’re betting on… Do the horses know that it’s a race? Are they aware?', then the trigger 'What is going on here?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Well, you know, he’s driving fast and recklessly… but he’s a professional.', then the trigger 'He’s got a cab driver’s license, I can see it right there.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'These are options. This is the deep inner secret truth of the male mind.', then the trigger 'I’ll give you a perfect example of what I’m talking about.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Family, friends, school, they were just obstacles in they way of the candy. I’m out for the candy here.', then the trigger 'I’m just thinking: “Get candy!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Now your eating punchbowls of cereal, three meals a day. You’re washing your face with milk.', then the trigger 'Bringing cats in from all over the neighborhood.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It only makes it more complicated.', then the trigger 'Women have two types of orgasms: the actual ones and the ones that they make up on their own.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '‘Cause I could tell you. Would you like to know? Alright, I’ll tell you. We’re not thinking anything.', then the trigger 'We’re just walking around, looking around.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Whatever happens to me. Get candy, get candy…” “Don’t go!', then the trigger 'They’ll torture you, they’ll kidnap you.” “It doesn’t matter, he has an ‘Old Henry’.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Can you kinda make it?', then the trigger 'You jump out of that plane and that chute doesn’t open, the helmet is now wearing you for protection.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“I know there’s a carton in there, I don’t know how much is in it.” “Well, what', then the trigger 'shall we do?” ‘Cause you wanna be sure.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The way you wanna setup your airport’s security, is you want the short, heavy set women', then the trigger 'at the front with the skin tight uniform.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'This is classic male idiot super-hero thinking.', then the trigger 'This moron believes that if the wind catches this huge rectangle at 70 mph… “I got it!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So I go in there and I’m looking… The entire wall is cold medication.', then the trigger 'And you can’t understand anything so you’re just reading ingredients.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'When is this happening?', then the trigger 'Take me with you!” “I gotta be a part of this.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The ‘Wanted’ posters at the post office… You’re there, you got your package, you’re trying to', then the trigger 'mail something, this guy’s wanted in 12 states.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I don’t understand the connection to any reality… Like in the Winter Olympics they have that biathlon.', then the trigger 'That combines cross-country skiing with shooting a gun.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'In the laboratories with gene splicing or, you know, whatever they do there… I mean, other', then the trigger 'scientists are working on AIDS, cancer, heart disease.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They’ve done it. We now have seedless watermelon. What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelon, I wonder?', then the trigger 'The melons aren’t humping’, are they?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I love it whether it’s a car or whether it’s a plane.', then the trigger 'I like to get out there, I like to keep it moving.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Hurry up and drink it!', then the trigger 'Come on, it’s almost time!” “Get back over here…” How do they know that that is the definite exact day?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'That’s the way it works.” Sometimes they have that little white bag twisted on the top…', then the trigger 'You know that’s gonna be some crap candy.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '‘Cause they gotta tell the story. Everyone wants to hear the story. Silver medal!” “Did you trip?', then the trigger 'Did you not hear the gun go off?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Take it easy, take it easy.” “You win, I’ll place… whatever.” “The important thing is your health.” I’ve gone horseb...', then the trigger 'I can’t do that.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.