Doug Stanhope

The setup points the reader toward 'You know, Nascar pit pass, meet your favorite driver. All you’ve got to do is snip the sac.', then the trigger '“Really?” Year’s supply of sunny delight.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’m streaking butt-naked across the field, wearing nothing but a… Wearing an 1800s nightcap that’s striped with a pom...', then the trigger 'I don’t know why that.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s no Stanley cup anymore. It’s more of a bowling trophy. And she’s a very sweet woman.', then the trigger 'She has all the characteristics of trophy wife.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Why don’t you do my nothing for your cause?', then the trigger 'We’ll watch storage wars for the cure, and then we’ll both be happy in our impotence.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Steam comes off his ass. Get your face in there. You huff that steam. You huff it like a gassy rag.', then the trigger 'Inhale his essence.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Like, “have fun, ma.” So I don’t know what to do. I don’t kill people.', then the trigger 'It’s just… It’s not something, like, I fantasize about it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'And it’s zooming in on each one. And it creates this Bangkok whorehouse scenario in your brain.', then the trigger 'You feel a little tuggle in your sweatpants.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'How do you wake up in the morning and look at the billions of things that suck on this planet?', then the trigger 'You log into your Yahoo!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Like mother till the end. “Do you have whole milk?” “I got skim.” “Skim’ll work.', then the trigger '“I just don’t want to throw up the pills.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You need the insurance. You need the inheritance. You need to pull the plug.', then the trigger 'Maybe you just need to get someone cool into the country.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It doesn’t help. Put that time and effort and money Into actually something that’s calculated that actually helps.', then the trigger '“We’re gonna knit a SARS quilt.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s your fantasy. Have your dick slapping your chest. Have your dick take a tooth out on the way to the huddle.', then the trigger 'It doesn’t matter.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'His asshole is still dilated and spasming.', then the trigger 'His asshole is winking like a cyclops in a rainstorm, just trying to regain its original shape.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It was so tragic. She wrote it herself. It’s called Lady and the Champ.', then the trigger 'And she wrote it, so thank god it’s mostly her.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So his wife is very sweet. And she’s talking to me and bingo.', then the trigger '“I can’t believe we’ve lived here so long, And we’ve never met.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And I go, “ching dai bo dah!” And he pulls the guy out.', then the trigger 'I haven’t even seen all the guys, And I impulse-buy on 28.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s something fun for me. Do it all the time.', then the trigger 'I’m not saying lie to your friends and family Or lead a fake life.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Like it’s quiet, we’re having to bite our hands like children in church trying not to giggle.', then the trigger 'And… it was like seeing if Mr.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You use that for good. You know what l. Ron Hubbard didn’t have In his master plan for world domination?', then the trigger 'It doesn’t do anything!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I was just confused. Take two, I’m coming down the stairs.', then the trigger 'That was a show brought to you by me.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Tease him with it. Here we go. In and up, asshole to tailbone, people. Asshole to tailbone. Watch him struggle.', then the trigger 'He knows it’s gonna happen.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So moments later, he stands back up, “I fought…” in the middle of a song, “I fought', then the trigger 'Sugar Ray.” And they have to come out.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Hey, traffic sucks again.', then the trigger 'This is brought to you by breast cancer.” And that way, next time you’re stuck in traffic, You go, “wow.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The national football league participates in breast cancer awareness month.', then the trigger 'First of all, why is it breast cancer awareness month rather than cancer awareness month?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The movie Raging Bull. Robert De Niro. For you 22-year-olds, let me explain.', then the trigger 'Robert De Niro used to be an actor in the moving pictures.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You have 60 inches of high definition.', then the trigger 'You have a camera panning around 11 men bent up in a huddle, presenting these beautiful, thick man-asses.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But as an openly gay comedian, I feel a responsibility to talk about a lot of', then the trigger 'issues that… What, are you gonna test me?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'That’s beating it. You survived it, you’re like tied. I get the number one seed in the bracket over you, survivor.', then the trigger 'I’m a winner.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I just told them I would. We have another camera. No, that’s it. We said one camera.', then the trigger 'You want them to come back up too?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But if you took away the force, And you just made it incentive-based for people willing to sterilize themselves.', then the trigger 'Offer up some white trash prizes.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So yeah, no, I don’t wanna go See your friend Danny play Flamenco guitar at the vip Lounge. I gotta go.', then the trigger 'I’ll be–I’ll be back.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s a serious issue.', then the trigger 'So what’s the problem if someone Has to believe in a higher power To get them through?” That’s not the problem!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'What you said about drugs, You’re right on the money, Doug. Drugs, I never thought of it Like that.', then the trigger 'It’s a private property issue.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I got nothing else. I’m serious.” Hooker doesn’t have that same Safety net.', then the trigger 'Hookers are already out there Sucking dicks.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Artists who say that they’re Artists are usually people who Need a job.', then the trigger 'Like if you ask, what do you do?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I got a pen full of chickens. I won’t even ask. I’ll just bring them and assume That’s okay.', then the trigger '“I brought my chickens.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'When you have the perfect Porcelain skin of a china doll, That’s no place for the', then the trigger 'random Black wiry ass hair of a rodent.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is absurdism.

The setup points the reader toward '“well, you just don’t appreciate It because you’re shallow.” You have to look at all the Detail', then the trigger 'that the artist put into Every tiny brushstroke.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'If you’re offended by any word In any language, it’s probably Because your parents were unfit To raise a child.', then the trigger 'They were too stupid.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'To Salt Lake, and now please welcome Doug Stanhope. (audience cheers and applauds) Thank you! Thank you very much.', then the trigger '(man shouts in audience) Yeah, thanks.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I don’t know. I don’t know how much time you spend on the internet. Not trying to be an internet snob.', then the trigger 'Don’t like them.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Drew Pinsky, welcome to the show.” You know, first of all, how are You a celebrity rehabilitation expert?', then the trigger 'How do you get that designation?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She doesn’t think you’re funny, So we’re getting married, but It’s a really good point though.', then the trigger 'And what you said–that one Thing you said, overpopulation.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You don’t mind if I bring jimmy Junior and the baby, do you?” You go, “oh,', then the trigger 'yeah, Jim, I’d love to see the kids.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'At what point in medical school did your professor pull you to the side?', then the trigger '“Drew, come here a second, I wanna talk to you.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You’re right, Doug. You’re not really funny anymore, But you’re right.', then the trigger 'What you said about Overpopulation, most of the World’s problems are based on Overpopulation.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Did you know I had a baby? Look at this.” You go, “oh, you had a baby.', then the trigger 'Well, this is–this is how that Ends.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Oh, you make turquoise belt Buckles. Oh, I’m an artist as well.', then the trigger 'Maybe we can hang out.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Instead of that happening, what happened is it gave him Credibility.', then the trigger 'People took him seriously.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But what made it important–Dr. Drew is a real doctor. That’s what you have to keep in Mind.', then the trigger 'He’s an actual–he’s not a fake Dr.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'There’ a lot of my comic friends Are gonna be here. It gets out of control.', then the trigger 'And then they’d think you’re Worried about their kids.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Drew Pinsky, celebrity rehabilitation expert.', then the trigger 'It’s like if I were a gynecologist, but I’ve found that I–I specialize in really young, hot… shaved… stinkless pussy.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She doesn’t get a gallery Showing every Friday and get to Grow out her armpit hair without Explanation. What about her?', then the trigger 'What about her?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I think they’re–and I’m not sexualizing them either. When I say that Asian women are beautiful, it’s not a sexual thing.', then the trigger 'I’m not being degrading.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'It was fun to watch.', then the trigger 'They, you know, call in all These d-level celebrities.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s a Mitch Hedberg golf tournament to go to support a rehabilitation facility.', then the trigger 'They took everything that he was about, turned it on its ass.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And I read that story with such palpable envy ’cause that’s everything', then the trigger 'I want to bring to stage.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Oh, vuole succhiare più di un cazzo? “Rifuggi il tuo istinto naturale, puttana!', then the trigger '“O niente sarà costruito.” O qualunque… lo sapete!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Un’affermazione abbastanza spaventosa.', then the trigger 'è come se il tuo psichiatra ti dicesse che non solo le voci nelle tua testa sono vere, ma hanno anche ragione.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Questo è disgustoso! “Non credo a quel che sto guardando, signore, “c’è un bambino in questa foto!', then the trigger '“Non è una scelta, è un bambino.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Forse… forse il tuo clitoride è li’ per un motivo! I clitoridi attirano… la salsiccia di maiale.', then the trigger 'Ecco una pari opportunità che non avrai mai.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Non distogliere lo sguardo!” Oh, si’, mettetemi una foto di quello, sotto il tergicristalli, la incornicerò e la mett...', then the trigger 'Un piccolo tesorino.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Solo per il fatto che siete una religione siete complici come gli altri nel… ritardo nel', then the trigger 'progresso intellettuale umano, e andate affanculo pure voi!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Questi ragazzi sono fuori controllo, “sono pazzi, sono', then the trigger 'immorali, guarda cosa fanno!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Ho una vasectomia e un aborto nel mio passato, ma non vedo l’ora che i tuoi fottuti', then the trigger 'bambini testoni del Mid-West escano fuori da te.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Aspettando che escano da scuola dopo la prima ora.', then the trigger '“Aspetta!” “Non quel bimbo tarchiato, il piccolo O’Neal, puntiamo tutti a quello.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Finocchi…” Cerco di limitarmi, uso “finocchio” troppo liberamente, ma la uso come sinonimo di debolezza.', then the trigger 'Non sottintendo nessun significato sessuale.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Grazie per l’avvertimento.” E poi te ne andavi per i fatti tuoi. E quello non funziona con internet, oggi?', then the trigger 'Non devi fare più il genitore?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Voi cazzoni dovevate essere in 60.000 a fischiare e tirare batterie al tizio che l’ha proposto. Figli di puttana dist...', then the trigger 'Me ne devo andare.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Ecco perché la cocaina è illegale: rende la fica troppo facile da ottenere. È troppo per loro.', then the trigger 'Non succederà mai.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'L’una, le due… ma che… Perché è allora che la giostra mette la quarta… “Hai quasi 40 anni, fottuto perdente!', then the trigger '“Per quanto ancora sarai cosi’?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Stronzo fottuto, dovevi fare di meglio.” Nessuno si lamenta che gli immigrati gli rubano il lavoro', then the trigger 'se ha delle abilita’ di un qualche livello.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Mio fratello è ebreo.', then the trigger 'Mio fratello è ebreo e vada affanculo pure lui, lo odio a morte per… non proprio odio odio, ma che cazzo.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Scusa, ti ho… ti ho forse appena', then the trigger 'schizzato con… feci bagnate?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Penso… che “noi” dovremmo stare zitti, cazzo. Tutta quella roba… la tradizione, il retaggio culturale, è il bagaglio...', then the trigger 'Smettete di portarvelo dietro.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Siamo stati tu e io, Tommy?', then the trigger 'Abbiamo salvato i francesi?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Legalizzerebbero qualunque droga, purché quella droga ti lasci produttivo. L’unica cosa di cui gli frega qualcosa è l...', then the trigger 'Sforni abbastanza scatole, in fabbrica?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Prendi qualche cazzo, non c’è niente di male. Divertimento gratuito, serve a quello! Cristo, non prendere una pillola...', then the trigger 'è li’ per quello.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Sono affascinanti!” è una cosa cosi’ stupida, cazzo… Se siete cristiani e queste cose su Gesù', then the trigger 'vi fanno incazzare, dopo dico della roba antisemita.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Dura tutto il mese e io sono li’ ad agosto, e qualche… giornalista idiota del London', then the trigger 'Times sta scrivendo un articolo sull’antisemitismo al Fringe.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'più popolari che mai! Mi spaventerei molto di più se qualcuno dicesse: “Hai presente quel nuovo nazista?', then the trigger '“Una volta era un Papa!” “Cazzo, davvero?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Fanculo gli Yankees. Fanculo voi e i vostri Yankees. Fanculo gli Yankees. Si’, fanculo gli Yankees per tanti motivi.', then the trigger 'Volete che ve li elenchi?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'E allora sembrerete proprio degli stronzi quando tenterete di vantarvi con i', then the trigger 'vostri vicini durante il prossimo cocktail.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Continuate a farvi seghe su internet. Basta che non scopate bambini, è questo l’importante, no?', then the trigger 'Basta che non scopino i bambini, dovreste preoccuparvi di questo!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Le vesciche fanno riaffiorare i ricordi.', then the trigger 'Questi fighetti bevono le Red Bull invece dell’anfetamina e preferiscono che tu vada sul patio a fumare una sigaretta.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Mi sento una puttana.” Avrebbe dovuto tirare un po’ di coca. È terribile, cazzo. Si devono assicurare che tu produca.', then the trigger 'Compri cose che non servono.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'È ciò che spinge a costruire le cose.', then the trigger 'Non… non applaudite la fica, io non… questo è un difetto del sistema, non lo applaudite!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Quando giochi parecchio, non è questo grande problema. E non me ne frega più niente di voi.', then the trigger 'Sono vecchio, non me ne frega un cazzo.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'E ho fallito miseramente. Avete mai provato a… dormire da sobri? Ci avete mai provato?', then the trigger 'è del tutto impossibile, ci ho provato!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Questo… non c’è niente… Quando la gente invecchia… più si diventa vecchi, più si diventa lamentosi…', then the trigger 'è naturale, più cose fai, più diventi smaliziato.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Oh, internet!”, come se fosse un modo strano di evitare il “non', then the trigger 'parlare con gli sconosciuti”, che cazzo!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Cazzo, sto cannibalizzando il mio… sono diciassette anni, che altro puoi dire?', then the trigger 'Se dovessi morire presto, non dite mai che sono morto troppo giovane.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Non voglio glorificare questa merda.', then the trigger 'Non voglio promuoverla, ma è davvero per quella che sono qui.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“E se me ne dovessi stancare, voterò semplicemente per l’altro partito.” Quello si’ che cambierà le cose.', then the trigger 'Ma basta… La pedopornografia dilaga su internet.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'So che non volete sentirvelo dire, volete pensare che quel bambino sia ultra-scopabile, che tutti i pedofili', then the trigger 'si stanno contendendo la posizione migliore davanti all’altalena.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'è il sogno americano.', then the trigger 'E quando l’hai raggiunto, fai: “Oh, ecco Perché lo chiamano sogno: sono cazzate, sono ancora vuoto.” E ha tirato le c...' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Ebreo ebreo ebreo… ebreo ebreo… “Ebreo ebreo ebreo, è tutto quel che dico. Ebreo ebreo.” Perché continui a dire “ebr...', then the trigger 'Perché continui a dire “ebreo”?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Li fa morire, cazzo! è come se dovessero negare la propria religione per ammetterlo.', then the trigger 'Fanno: “Va bene, va bene, cazzo.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'È tutto moscio e annacquato… quand’è stata l’ultima volta che avete sentito parlare di gruppi rock', then the trigger 'che lanciano televisori dalle finestre di un albergo?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Nei night club! Non nel fottuto Utah, non come in Footloose: a New York City!', then the trigger 'Siete dei duri, vero?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Hai fatto cosa? “E le piaceva? Oh, mio Dio! “Che tipo di lubrificante industriale hai usato?', then the trigger '“Non posso credere che sono morto per queste storie!' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Non hanno cartelloni ogni 10 metri: “Diventate ebrei o brucerete all’inferno!” “Il Dio ebreo ti guarda!” Non', then the trigger 'bussano alla tua fottuta porta con degli opuscoli.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Ci vediamo fuori per fumare. Non sto qua per un applauso. Qui scorrono i titoli di coda. Fa parte della cosa.', then the trigger 'Preferirei andare lì dietro.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And then you are free to float around the system.', then the trigger 'Thank you guys very much for coming out tonight.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'This time I’m sorry!” “Mother!” And mother… Mother will come trudging in, in her Ratty Tatty clothe bathrobe.', then the trigger 'With C4 explosives strapped hand to toe.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Think this true and please just give me an “egg and cheese”.', then the trigger 'And the kid’s gonna say “I’m sorry sir.” And I’m gonna say “No.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You can’t sit out… Why not? I don’t know, that’s just the way it is.” Mother! You’re not free.', then the trigger 'You’re not free in the least.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'There had a second head growing up at the top of the bottom head. Like a totem pole. A townhouse-head baby.', then the trigger 'And that’s unprecedented.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You don’t know the reason we had… The reason we had an abortion was…', then the trigger 'It wasn’t because… It wasn’t frivolous.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Swing around the brass pole a few times, Jessica Lynch. You’ll have plenty of college money and never leave West Virg...', then the trigger 'Keep the war going.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Like rotten[??] octopus, slapping in the face “Hero pussy!” You’d have to carry a tennis racket.', then the trigger 'Have you gone to tennis racket training yet?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She hates you, she hates… Just hates. She’s like me without jokes. But she loves me. And she’d do anything for me.', then the trigger 'And she’s suicidal.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And then the Health Department is gonna start asking you a lot of questions about where are', then the trigger 'you gonna dump the scales and the guts.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Cause she fits the profile. She’s terminally ill.', then the trigger 'Basically it hasn’t been dying notes[??] but… She’s been chain smoking “Kool Mild 100’s” for 48 years.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They had to cut it off.', then the trigger 'And this is why I understood cause… They had to try to take to top… Well, I mean, obviously.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'OK, all right. Hit him in the face with a garden rake is OK.” “What about mace? No, that’s chemical.', then the trigger 'That’s fighting like a fairy.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'It’s more of a Autumn color…” “I’m a spring…” Trade out.', then the trigger 'They piss your money away like a bad MC Hammer behind the music storey.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Time to make the donuts!” They’re good! You don’t even have to pretend you got tricked anymore.', then the trigger 'They got everything.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You gotta wear your nicest clothes and show up, bring', then the trigger 'present, and tell weedy anecdotes.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'But it’s honestly the easiest way you can make a', then the trigger 'difference as single human being.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“You [??] my baby.', then the trigger 'He swallowed Linkenlogs, it’s terrible!” “Not guilty.” You know what I’m saying?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'He’s got a AK-47 and a death stare looking right into the camera.', then the trigger 'That kid’s not out spray painting over passes on Saturday night.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'You just staring in the rear-view mirror, looking for cops.', then the trigger 'You don’t even notice you hit a kid on a bike in a crosswalk.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'This is hilarious, you know what I’m talking about?', then the trigger 'There was two-headed, this… There’ve been four in the last year, all in Central America.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'He’s not fighting for your freedom. He’s fighting cause he’s a psychopath who wants to kill somebody.', then the trigger 'He found a good outlet, and that’s good.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'That’s the only way I can come. Do you know what’s tempting me a lot lately?', then the trigger 'Judge not lest you be judged, my friend.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Or somethings that irritate everybody. Someone noone will complain about. Did you ever eat a “Subway” breakfast sandw...', then the trigger 'It’s a damn good sandwich, is it?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I can’t remember.', then the trigger 'So I eat breakfast there and… Because… Santa Monica boulevard – That’s where all the transvestites hang out in L.A..' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And just let me tell you this… Let', then the trigger 'me tell you this.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'If you’re a cop, and you sitting in here, I’ll buy you next drink, seriously. Are you a cop? You’re in training?', then the trigger 'This is sweet.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I mean had done some benefits for them but… First of all, I’m not a pot smoker.', then the trigger 'I’ve tried it, gave a plenty of opportunities.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.