Al Madrigal

The setup points the reader toward 'She just looked at me and started going, “Daddy’s got a ‘gina. Daddy’s got a ‘gina. “Daddy got a ‘gina.', then the trigger 'Daddy got a ‘gina.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'We want to be talking to each other, but we’re not. My Spanish is horrible. You’ve heard some of it.', then the trigger 'His English is nonexistent.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I don’t have the time or the stomach. Brings me to option number four. Strip mall massage.', then the trigger 'You guys know what I’m talking about.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I don’t like it at all.', then the trigger 'I don’t want my kids growing up thinking “turtle fighter compensated in doughnuts” is a viable career option.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'And I went back there, and I sat down.', then the trigger '20 seconds in, my daughter with the sippy cup comes busting open the door like SWAT.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Because I just got dropped by Hulk Hogan’s nut sack, and it’s usually such a strong signal.”', then the trigger 'I have something that I do right now.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She’s read all the parenting books.', then the trigger 'And then she leaves, and it all goes out the window, and I say horrible things to the children.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Reese’s peanut butter cups, the miniatures. Like, “Go ahead. Take one.” Well, she did.', then the trigger 'She’s on two, tripping her balls off in a laundry room.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She’s very smart. And I go, “Get out of here. What are you doing? “This is Daddy’s privacy.', then the trigger '“His private time in the bathroom.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Daddy, wake up. Daddy, wake up. Daddy, wake up. Apple juice.” That’s not an alarm clock you can hit.', then the trigger 'There’s no snooze on a three-year-old.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Right, because if somebody calls you sir, you’re like, “No, man. “My name’s Jason.', then the trigger 'I’m not a sir.” Sorry, that’s my impression of you.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is imitation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I was like, “Oh, my God. “My family is gonna watch somebody get stabbed creek-side.” The guy runs up and goes, “Hey.', then the trigger 'Check it out.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Daddy- I thought you were Swiffing.” “Where the hell were you?', then the trigger 'Daddy’s a man.” “Daddy’s a man.” They want to watch so much TV.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward '“My name’s Gloria, and the kids seem to be getting along.', then the trigger 'Can I give our number?” And then you start hanging out with those people.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'My son said, at six years old, “That’s how I roll.” I’ve never said that in my entire life.', then the trigger 'My wife has never said that.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Druggie roommate’s not home, but druggie roommate girlfriend is. Nobody knows this character better than Austin, I’ll...', then the trigger 'Because I’ve been walking around.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'That guy’s walking right for us.', then the trigger 'Now I’m using “cholo” a lot, and I’m not sure if anyone’s traveling or from out of town.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'The description for that show, if you clicked on info, should read, “Man in Detroit takes advantage', then the trigger 'of black people.” That should be the show.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Just me and you.” Then, I’ll be honest, I tried to hit her', then the trigger 'with the paper a little bit.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Stakes are high. Even Jesus knew when he saw the building. He goes, Ikea es e! ” So we’re driving.', then the trigger 'No conversation is being had.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'She seems older.” So he’s made a snack list. He’s also the worst coach ever, but you can’t do anything about it.', then the trigger 'He’s so intimidating.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I just wanna hang out with cool people. My little kid- my kid hated this other kid.', then the trigger 'And we were at a play-date one time.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'He knew he was busted.', then the trigger 'And he admitted, “it wasn’t a show.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.” She’s on the couch like she always is. We get a knock at the door.', then the trigger 'It’s Super Mario.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You’re like- I’m sure you’re friends with some cholos, but with a V-neck T-shirt like that, I’m not too worried.', then the trigger 'So… He’s got a Caesar.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Cholos in space. You got a problem, bro.” Sorry. Which leads me to my favorite character that I’ve met of all time.', then the trigger 'Cholo soccer dad.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Another case solved.” Then she did something- she just stayed. She just stood there like this.', then the trigger '‘Cause she knew I couldn’t do anything about it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'We take them up there.', then the trigger 'But it’s also near a sketchy neighborhood, so there’s a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They watched Animal Planet, first of all. They watch that idiot the Turtle-man, Call of the Wildman. You see that show?', then the trigger 'You love him?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is superiority.

The setup points the reader toward 'No, you’re not a sir. You’re not a sir. You may be. Are you a sir yet? How old are you?', then the trigger 'You’re approaching it.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'This baked, freshly showered but still a little dirty Rosanna Arquette look-alike, eating Grape Nuts, cackling at', then the trigger 'the television, going, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Oh, you’re right.', then the trigger 'That totally works.” All right, thank you very much, everybody.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I mean, look. Eventually we will start voting and making a difference, but for now, I’ll just settle with us being ev...', then the trigger 'We really are.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Oh, this is awesome.” But you can’t touch ’em because they’re too sensitive. And then they go down again.', then the trigger 'And then the process repeats itself.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'You are the big house.', then the trigger 'You are the big house!” That’s what I was feeling, but you can’t do that because you get arrested.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Lot of neck tattoos. I’m trying to decipher ’em on the fly. But I didn’t watch Prison Break or Oz.', then the trigger 'They all mean something, right?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I’ve never seen it. I didn’t see the tape, but I assume that it’s gross. One’s bigger than the other.', then the trigger 'It’s like the tan-orange.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Cholo made a snack list. “Don’t laugh at the cholo. Don’t laugh at the cholo. “Oh, my God.', then the trigger 'Cholo made a snack list.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“I’m so sad! I’m so sad! “I’m so sad. I’m so sorry. For your loss.', then the trigger 'I’m so sorry for your loss.” Crinkle up a sock.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'I do this. I send my daughter out on Halloween, which is coming up.', then the trigger 'And you can do this too if you have little kids.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They were delicious. There’s day laborers everywhere. I take advantage of that all the time.', then the trigger 'Have you guys ever done that, by round of applause?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'They watch- and this is my bad. I recorded a show that I shouldn’t have recorded. It’s-l recorded Hardcore Pawn.', then the trigger 'You see that show?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Liam Neeson is down in the laundry room acting crazy, mumbling something about chocolates.” That’s when', then the trigger 'druggie roommate girlfriend Rosanna Arquette goes, “U h-oh.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is benign-violation.

The setup points the reader toward 'I don’t need Coach Rascal giving him cholo night terrors.” Then my wife gives me one of these. You know this?', then the trigger 'You should know, yeah.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Lick my ass? Lick my ass?” No. Why aren’t we all doing this? Do you have wireless at your house?', then the trigger 'You have a wireless network?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward '“Contestant Number Two. “Not only does he praise the Lord Jesus, “his name’s Jesus!', then the trigger '“Now let’s do some question and answer, shall we?' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.

The setup points the reader toward 'Taught a six-year-old shame, and I never told my wife about it. I do it all the time.', then the trigger 'l get- It just comes out.' forces a reinterpretation. The main mechanism is incongruity-resolution.